Opening Act (5SOS)-discontinued

Chapter 1

~Riley's POV~

"SAMUEL PETER WILLIAMS! WHERE DAFUG DID YOU PUT MY BATMAN SNAP PACK!" I yelled, fuming red. Sam looked down the hallway with a fake puzzled look and replied, "Dude, calm down. Why would I take it anyways? Oh look its in my room."     

Sam smiles sheeply and I glared at him. "You have 3 seconds" I threatened. His eyes grew wide as saucers and quickly went to his room, locking the door.

I sprinted toward his door, taking my keys out of my back pocket. "Hey Sam, you do realize since were room mates, I have the key for your door!" I evily yelled. I quickly turned the keys-1,2,3 times and CLICK it opened.

His window was wide open, meaning he left through the window. I quickly peeked through the window seeing him run down the street, waving MY snap pack in the air. "I HAVE DONE THE IMPOSSIBLE!" he yelled running down the street.

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"Hi Riley!" Sam yelled at me when he came later home, that evening. I glared at him and harshly replied, "First keep your damn voice quieter you sound like a effin whale! Second where did you put my snap pack you little fucking fucker!!"

He looked calmly at me, "Next time you will come with me to Yoga, so you can control your anger problems, damn woman. I do not sound like a whale, I sound like David Beckham, and your snap pack is at your mother's place. She invited us for dinner today in like, 30 minutes."

I flipped Sam of and went upstairs to get changed. I put on black ripped jeans and a simple wine red tank top. My blonde hair was in it's casual high ponytail.

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Sam and I threw our skateboards into my mothers front porch. I walked In and yelled, "Hey mama. were here!" She came and gave both me and Sam a kiss on the cheek.

We sat down on the table and I studied what's in front of me -chicken, mashes potatoes, peas, apple pie and gravy. After a few silent minutes mom spoke up.

"So Riles. No husband? kids? criminal records??" I grinned at her and nodded. "Well. I have 5, wait no 6 husbands. 83 kids and well only 8 murder files!" she winked at me and smiled at Sam. "So Samuel, make sure my daughter doesn't get pregnant by anyone but you, eh."

I spit my Iced Tea out and glared at her. "What the fu- fudge." I proclaimed. Sam on the other side grinned and replied, "You have my word ma'am."