Ok, I know, I know, I know, I know, this isn't relevent to the actual stories..... but its do do with wattpad?
When people do this.
Hi! I followed you! Follow back and support my stories!
What that really means is
Hey! I followed you and if you don't follow me back, I promise to make your life a living hell. #threat
(can anyone else see someone holding a knife while saying that?)
Do you have any idea how that feels? I feel like I'm obliged to follow, but I don't want to! Sure, you want to get more reads and stuff but... yeah. There are other ways to gain more followers, like advertising on social media and stuff, but don't do that. bad person, no, sit, good person, lie down, atta person, atta person.
(I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANY MOOOOREEEEEEEEE)
Back to 'follow back'
This is not okay, do you want me to find you and shake your shoulders until you get that in your head? No one likes it. (I feel like singing the worm song, you know. Nobody likes me, everybody hates me I think I'll go eat some wooooorrrrmmmmmssss big fat juicy ones, long skinny slimy ones.... No? Okay.)
