time for some ram x kurt boi/// based off movie btw. its a lot different the the musical (sorta) oh and if you haven't seen the movie btw; this scene is after Heathers funeral.
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They tackled the nerd to the ground "Say it!" Ram grunted holding the helpless kid by his shoulder.
"Okay, You like to suck big dicks." The boy replied. Ram smashed his face in the ground pulling further back on his joint, causing him to scram out in pain.
"Ah-Okay! I-I like to suck big dicks-- mMmmM! Are you satisfied?" he mumbled out. Soon Ram let go satisfied of his work.
Kurt seemed to be out of it. Staring off at the kid riding the bike. "Hey thats the asswipe that shot us in the caf." Ram stated, Causing Kurt to snap back into reality.
"Yeah I know. Im not blind." Kurt replied fixing his suit. "Something him about just doesn't feel right y'know."
"Yeah, Cant believe Veronica fell for that pathetic act." Ram said following along with Kurt theory."Yo wouldn't it be crazy if he killed Heather!" Ram exclaimed. Kurt just sighed.
"Anyway, we gotta get ready if were going to go out tonight." Kurt said changing the subject, hitting Rams shoulder.
"Yeah man, I gotta check with Heather first. Or you may be a third wheeler." Ram teased.
"Yeah right Dick wad." Kurt replied, heading back to their cars.
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(Later that week kurt and ram were found dead in the forest behind Westerburg in a repressed homosexual suicide bond.)
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