Heathers | oneshots and shit

drunkend

um this one can be based off the musical :)
warnings: Lemon?
lime
smut?
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   "Ready to party it up Westerburg!" Ram yelled before jumping into his pool, the crowd followed with a huge roar of screams and some jumping in as well.
   "Nice." Kurt said nonchalantly as Ram shook his head to dry off.
   "I mean party it up, Its the last year of being a senior dude." Ram replied almost sadly.
   "Lets drink it up then, dude." Kurt said pouring him and kurt shots of Vodka.
   "Lets!" Ram exclaimed throwing his head back guzzling the whole shot in one take.
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2 shots later
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   "bro, if i had 5 million bucks i would pay a hot babe to sit on my face and ride it like the Kentucky derby." Ram said taking a sip of Brandy.
   "Yeah, but she should pay me tho." Kurt said in reply, finishing his beer. "Another round?" Kurt asked handing Ram another shot.
   "I thought you'd never ask buddy."
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5 shots later
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   "I wonder if sand is called land, because its between sea... and land." Kurt said stumbling on his words. Ram mimicked a mind explosion.
   "But, whats it called if its between a ocean!" Ram said trying to pour more shots.
  "A... A- Sand-Cean!" Kurtis exclaimed shaking Rams shoulder.
   "To Sand-Cean!" Ram said taking another shot, as did Kurt.
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lost count but their totally hammered
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   "Kurtis Kelly, I would totally suck your dick!" Ram said laughing all over himself.
   "I would suck your dick Ram Sweeny." Kurt said laughing as well. "Does-Does that mean were gay!" Kurt said leaning his head against the wall.
   "Nah bro, just means we would suck each others dick! like, a prostitute or something." Ram said placing his head next to Kurts. After moments of staring at each other they began a intense make out session in the middle of the hallway, no one seemed to care because they were all drunk and no one would remember. Pulling at each others hair and pushing each other some how got them into the guest bedroom.
   Kurt flung Ram onto the bed and started to get undressed, as Ram watched. Kurt then came over and ripped Rams shirt off and threw it in the pile of his, Continuing their messy kisses.
   Grinding against each other and stripping each others cloths off got them even hornier. Soon they were each in their underwear.

(a/n shit idk if i should get detailed in this shit... fuck it.)