Heathers | oneshots and shit

affair 🍋

Cred: Panic! At The Disco; Casual Affair.
maybe lime? (Bj's beware..)
based off Heathers play
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"Course I love you babe." Ram said kissing Heather McNamara's forehead. She smiled gently going with the act. Ram slid his hand on her chest biting down on her neck. She pulled away sheepishly.
"Not tonight Ram.." Heather said clasping her hands together. "You should probably get going." She said smiling walking him to the front door. He nodded slightly confused on what he did. He left as instructed. But bummed about his night not going as planned. Ram pulled out his phone texting his friend.

rs_69 [ Dude

kurtis.kelly[ yeah dude?

rs_69[totally got rejected tonight.

kurtis.kelly[ thats why i stopped dating junior year.

rs_69[ yeah right, i see you all the time going after those sophomores, bow wow ;)

kurtis.kelly[ yeah, no bro. what are you doing anyway? you know. since you got rejected.

rs_69[ nothing. wanna hang?

kurtis.kelly[ definitely, my place alright?

rs_69[ sure

Ram tucked his phone back in his Varsity jacket.

rams p.o.v
now that i think about it, whens the lest time i washed this thing? i've had it for so long, its honestly crazy.
ugh man.
im really horny. fucking Heather leaving me hanging like this.
i wonder if its gay to ask your bro for a blowjob. i mean, i would definitely help a brother out if his girl left him hanging like this.
no homo tho.

i wonder what it would be like if everyone had tits...

kurts p.o.v
damn wonder why Heather left Ram hanging.
i wouldn't do that, even if i was a girl. i wonder if women realize how dangerous it is to leave a guy mid-boner.
like, their dick could explode.
sometimes i think im gay.
but not like, really gay.
just. chill gay ya know..
i wonder if Rams gay..

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   Ram knocked on the door of the Kellys. Soon enough Mr.Kelly opened the door wondering who it was at such a hour. "Sorry to bother you, Mr.Kelly. Is uh- Kurt home?" Ram asked rocking on his heels.
   "Uhm, yes. Upstairs. You know." He replied closing the door behind Ram. A usual visitor by now.
   "Hello Ram! How are you?" Mrs.Kelly said glancing up from her novel, Moby Dick. Seems to be a fairly popular novel now a days.
   "Good Mrs.Kelly, and how are you?" Ram asked trying to be polite, even though he couldn't care less.Ya know. Casualties.
   "Sweet, darling. You behave now." She said going back to her book. Ram nodded and continued upstairs, knocking on Kurt door.
   "Come in." Kurt said from the inside. Ram opened the door and flopped on the bed next to Kurt.
   "Kurtis Kelly." Ram said in a serious tone. Kurt looked up at him, full attention. "Is that. Homework?" Ram said grabbing the papers in front of Kurts view, throwing them to the ground. "Shit like this will leave permanent damage i say. PERMEANT." Ram yelled being extra.
   "Oh please." Kurt replied over his act. He picked up his papers and placing them on his desk. "Stop being so jealous over my studies." Kurt teased.
   "Jealous? no, no. I'm just worried for your safety." Ram said patting Kurts shoulder. "Trust me, my dad used to work for poison control, I know whats toxic to a teenage boys brain. Homework is number 2 on the list." Ram stated.
   "And whats number one?" Kurt asked slightly intrigued.
   "Having a girl leaving you mid boner. They don't know how dangerous shit can get." Ram said shivering at his own words. Kurt was now the one to comfort Ram.
   "Sounds almost familiar." Kurt smiled. Ram just pushed him away.
   "Enough of this bullshit. Now what." Ram asked sitting down on to the edge of Kurts bed leaning back until he was flat on the mattress.
   "I don't know dude." Kurt said sighing.

kurts p.o.v
i would totally suck rams dick.

rams p.o.v
i wonder what dinosaur boners looked like.

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   "So uh- Ram." Kurt said almost nervously.
   "yeah bro." Ram replied turning his head towards Kurts general direction.
   "I was thinking...-" Kurt said hoping Ram would finish his sentence with a 'me too.'
   "About what?" Ram asked sitting up a bit, now making slight eye contact with Kurt. Kurt just turned his head away rubbing the back of his neck.
   "Well, I was thinking how dangerous it is when a girl leave you mid boner." Kurt explained. Ram nodded.
   "So you gunna finish the job or no." He asked straightforward causing Kurts face to reddened. Though he did realize Ram was always straightforward, it just didn't faze him till now.
   "I mean- yeah. i was thinking about it." Kurt said laughing nervously.
   "Well don't think about it, do it. Its almost uncomfortable right now." Ram exclaimed pulling his pants down far enough so his boxes showed a bit. Kurt fell to his knees, pulling Rams jeans down rest of the way. Ram rolled his head back at Kurts touch. Kurt slid Rams boxers down just enough to where he could suck his dick. Kurt a little unsure of what to do started to pump Rams member up and down. Ram bit his lip. Kurt then spat a little so there would be more moisture, he continued to pump his fist up and down the entire length of his shaft. Ram then lifted Kurts concentrated face up to look at him. Kurt blushed lightly. He soon started to gently bob his head on the tip of Rams penis. Ram groaned in pleasure. Kurt getting more comfortable, started to press more into his mouth. Soon enough Kurt had been taking Rams entire member to the back of his throat. Ram opened his mouth but nothing but silent moans spilled out, as he was in a sinful bliss. He gripped the back of Kurt hair moving him faster, edging closer with each bob of his head. Soon with out warning Ram came, in the back of Kurts mouth. He pulled up needing air and gagging.
   "What the fUCK BRO. Are you trying to kill me!" He said coughing for air. Ram just laughed like a idiot
   "I didn't tell you to deep throat my cock!" he remarked making Kurt flush.
   "We don't speak of this." Kurt pouted.
   "Are we stopping already?" Ram said in a different tone. Kurt nodded frantically.
   "Um yeah. If you think your touching my ass you thought wrong." Kurt said sternly. Ram just smiled already knowing he was bluffing.
   "Maybe i was thinking that. But why would you be thinking about me thinking about touching your ass?" Ram said confusing Kelly.
   "No! Stop that weird thing you do, dude!" Kurt said angered. Ram just laughed it off pulling Kurt on top of him kissing him deeply. Kurt kissed back unintentionally. Ram deepened the kiss my biting on Kurts lips causing him to draw back. "Are we really-" His voiced drowned out by the sound of Rams obnoxious ringtone.
"Ram speaking." He answered semi-annoyed.
"Hi Ram, its Heather. So sorry about earlier, just um. Wasn't feeling it. But now I am." She said a little bit flirty. Ram smiled getting up off Kurts bed.
"Oh yeah. Sure. Be there in a few." He hung up and fixed himself. Kurt got up as well, confused.
"Heather?" Kurt asked trying to laugh.
"Yeah dude. Totally tell you about it tomorrow." Ram said excitedly running out of the Kellys house, making sure to say bye to the Mr and Mrs's.

kurts p.o.v
wow, im a fucking bootycall.

rams p.o.v
GUNNA GET LAIIIDDDDD