Musical One Shots

The One Where Evan Is In A Tree But For A Completely Different Reason

Dedicated to: GloomGamer

         Evan was in a tree. Jared doesn't fucking know how or why but whatever happened Jared was thanking God for it.

          He came over to Evans for their usual Thursday night Chinese take out and when Evan doesn't answer the door, well, Jared starts freaking out. Why isn't he opening the door? Did he have a panic attack? Is he having one? Was Jared having one?

           Jared decides to use the hidden key and open the door. He goes through the house and when he can't find Evan anywhere panic ensues.

             Until he looks out a window.

             He sees Evan in a tree hugging a tree branch and looking scared out of his mind. So, Jared laughs. What else was he supposed to do? Help him probably but this was just too good to pass up. Jared walks outside and Evan immediately sees him.

             "Jared! Oh thank God!" Evan cried, "Help me get this incarnation of the devil away from me." That's when Jared sees it. A toy poodle sitting innocently at the base of the tree licking it's paw.

         "Is that a poodle?" Jared asks barely containing his laughter. Evan says something along the lines of: 'sure laugh it up' but Jared couldn't quite hear him. "Why do you have a poodle?"

           "It was my mom's idea," Evan groaned, "Something about a comfort dog but this dog," he pointed accusingly at the dog who took the opportunity to yawn, "Is the devil."

            Jared rolls his eyes but soon complies and gets the dog who seemed to be happy in Jared's arms into the house. Now all that's left is to get the cat known as Evan Hansen out of the tree. "Want me to call the fire department kitty cat?" Jared teased. Evan blushed and shook his head. "Fine but do come down at least a couple of branch's." It takes about 10 minutes for Evan to get down three branches.

             "Now jump," Jared instructed.

             "What?!" Evan squeaked. Jared held his arms our and raised his eyebrows. "Oh." Evan mumbles and did something that resembled a jump. He waited for the impact but instead felt arms wrap around him and Jared stumbling back a couple of steps. Jared sets Evan down but doesn't let go. They looked at each other before blushing and Jared turning around.

              "I'm going to order the Chinese food!" He called and Evan nodded. Then he saw the devil looking at him with innocent eyes and Evan runs towards the house.

I don't even know. I wanted to write something ridiculous so here you go.... I guess.

Until Next Time!!!