Life of a Clean freak

Missed

So I fired again

And I missed

And I missed again

And then I fired an I missed

And then I fired and I fired

And I missed

This went on for several hours

And then I fired and I missed. 

I ran out of bullets and I got sad

I ate a Popsicle and then I passed

Out in the snow.

I woke up

And I reloaded

Then I fired and I missed

I fired

I hit something but is wasn't

What I was aiming for so

I guess I missed

Passed out again
...

Had another Popsicle

I had a dream that I was firing at something

I missed

Went to the kitchen to grab another popsicle

I missed

I got the cabbage

I put it back

But I missed

I dropped it on the floor..

Long story short

Missed.