"Listen sweetheart I'm not speaking in metaphors I'm a literal hell hound H-E-L-L hound. I thought you were supposed to be some miracle therapist or something"
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"Happy birthday!" Maze yells and I groan. "Sometimes I wish I had forgotten what day I was created..." I mutter getting out of bed and heading towards the shower. "Lucifer wants to talk to you!" I here Maze yell and i huff turning on my heal and speeding downstairs.
"Luce what do you want" I ask groaning and sitting on a bar stool lucifer chuckles and jumps up. "Someone woke up on the wrong side of the floor" he jokes and I growl. "Forgive me if I don't want to sleep in the same room as you when you've got your own little party going on with the two Girls you brought home" I say grabbing a bottle of, whatever this is, and pouring it into a glass.
Suddenly everything goes slow and I look up to see amenadiel walking over to us and lucifer groans as I put the Bottle down and sit down on a couch and Luce sits next to me.
"amenadiel! How's it hangin big guy" lucifer asks and anenadiels 'I Am very serous' expression does not change. "Your return to the underworld has been requested" he states and I cough over a laugh."oh right ok let me just check my calendar how's the 7th of never to the 15th of ain't gonna happen. How's that going to work for you guys?" He asks and my claws and teeth extend.
"look remind dad I quit hell because I was sick and tired of playing a part in his little show" lucifer tells him and I look back to amenadiel who seems angered "I would not recommend speaking against your father like that again" he says warningly and I chuckle.
"My fathers been disrespecting me since the beginning of time so pop kettle don't you think!" lucifer says looking to me and I nod and when I get a glare from amenadiel I shrug leaning back into the couch with a sigh. "You two are a mockery to everything Devine" Amenadeil says insultingly. Ouch.
"Thank you" lucifer says putting a hand over his heart. "Lately I've been doing a fair amount of thinking. Do you think I'm the devil because I'm inherently evil or just because dear old dad decided I was?" He asks and I have to agree. Lucifer was a bit of an outsider even though god would give him special missions to go to earth.
"What exactly do you think happens when the devil leaves hell?" Amenadiel asks and I give him a bored look and his wings spring out in front of lucifers neck and I get up ready to attack but lucifer puts up a hand stopping me. "All of those demons all of those tormented souls where do you think they go?" He asks lucifer.
"Don't know don't care and I think it's time you left A" I say my humour lessening at the end of my sentence. "It's not our problem brother" lucifer says carefully pushing the wing away from his neck. "Consider the position officially open and you my feathered friend can go to hell" lucifer says and Amenadiel chuckles darkly. "He will not be merciful for much longer" he says before flapping his wings and flying off.
"I need to take a breather" I tell lucifer and he nods and I whistle calling my cat over. "Ruby,come on girl"
She isn't really my cat but she hangs around lux a lot . I sigh standing outside and a limo parks I front of me. "Remember me?" A girl asks the door opening "Delilah?" I ask and she nods "oh please come in" I say pulling her inside. "Ok but I'm just dropping by... I need to speak with you and lucifer" she says and I nod sending Ruby to her room "of course... luci look who came to visit" I call and he turns around and smiles widely when he sees Delilah.
