My Man Is A Lady (girlxgirl)

Chapter 8

     It was a few days later and Tiffany had successfully gotten out of Jason's planned weekend, saying she'd caught a bug from work and she wasn't up for it. Jason had sounded disappointed but he wanted her to get better and said he'd reschedule. He had offered to come and take care of her but she declined, because she didn't want to "get him sick". Tiffany was home free.

     At the moment, she was currently in an adult store. If she was gonna have a weekend with Danielle to herself, she was sure as hell gonna make the most of it. The first item on Tiffany's list was a strap-on harness and dildo, her first strap at that. She'd been strapped herself before, but now it was her turn to do the strapping. During the visit, she was on the phone with one of her close male friends, Travis, dishing on everything.

     "Aw shit, Tiff gonna get some cheeks this weekend ," he teased.

     "I been getting that, actually. Now stop talking about her that way." She scolded.

     "Well 'scuse me...." he said faking offense. "What are you shopping for again?"

     "A strap."

     "Whoa....kinda went from 0 to 100 just now didn't you?"

      "Hush, I'm tryna figure out what size I should get."

     "If it's your first time doing this with her, you're gonna want to stay within like 7 inches. See what she can take." Travis advised.

      "I didn't say she was a virgin," Tiffany scoffed. She stopped in front of a section of realistic rubber dildos. They ranged from pale, to olive, to tan, to deep chocolate, to midnight black, and were all ungodly thick chodes. Clearly, these were not made for women and she couldn't imagine how any of those would fit anywhere. Furthermore, she couldn't imagine how they'd fit up a small area such as a butthole without the person not using the bathroom correctly for a week. Cringing, she moved further down and saw some that looked a bit more friendly.

     "Hello?" Travis asked.

      "Yeah sorry, just saw some scary shit." Tiffany collected herself.

     "Like?"

     "Giant ass dicks," she said.

     "Oh naw, you don't want that. You gonna tear that girl's pussy apart."

     "I know that, I'm not trying to kill her," Tiffany answered while looking at something that caught her eye. It was a hot pink dildo, which looked to be about 7 1/2 inches. It wasn't as thick and girthy like the others. It looked...friendly. She picked it up to inspect it in its package.

     "I can't believe you're actually willing to talk about this with me," Tiffany said as she examined the plastic member in the packaging. The end of it had a slight curve. Oh yes, this would do. She tossed it in her basket with the harness and began searching for the next item. "I thought I'd get a lecture."

     Travis scoffed on the other end of the line.

     "Why? Cuz I know you got a man and chick on the side? Sis, you already know I can't stand him, so I really don't give two shits." Travis said. This made Tiffany crack up.

     What Travis said was true. He had gotten wind of Jason's on and off disrespect and he no longer cared for him. Travis' son started crying in the background soon after that and he had to go. Tiffany kept browsing, right into the novelty aisle.

     One side had all dick themed things, made for bachelorette parties; dick straws, dick plates, dick lollipops, even dick shaped pasta. On the other side was a large assortment of edible panties. There was the old fashioned candy ones, which were boring. Then there were ones made out of something like fruit snacks, in strawberry flavor, then chocolate panties and edible chocolate pasties.  Tiffany smirked and grabbed the strawberry for herself, and the chocolate set for Dani. She was gonna have a good time licking that off of her. Then next to all that was the creme de la crême; vibrating panties with a remote. Tiffany quickly snatched them off the wall and headed to the register. At the counter was a small basket of edible lotions and oils. Tiffany snatched a few and that completed her purchase. The cashier at the register was polite and quiet, but did raise his eyebrow once. You don't know the half of it, Tiffany thought with a smirk.