Best Quotes Ever

Issa Twaimz Quotes

"I'm a Christmas tree!" 

"Oh, sorry, I can't, I have ebola." 

"Roses are red, violets are blue. Give me food or I will kick you in the throat."

"I may be ugly, but I'm uglier than you, which means I'm beating you at something."

"The cow goes moo. The duck goes quack. The devil goes AGHLAGABLAAAAGGGGGGHH!"

"You look like a burnt garbanzo bean."

"Where's my award for being gay?"

"Hoo hoo!"

"I'm being haunted by Donald Trump."

"MY NAME IS GERTRUDE!"

"My diet consists of like leaves and like branches and like a forest."

"I will whoop yo glass!" (He actually said glass.)     

"GET OUT ME LOBBY! YEET!"

"Impromptu dragging session!"

"Oh my God, hot, hot, circle, circle, dot, dot, I just got my cootie shot!"

"Um, I can't go back to school because everyone looks like a foot and that's a disease."

"You really don't realize how embarrassing you are until you look at yourself a year later."

"I got something in the mail and, sadly, it's not a boyfriend."

"Happy llama, sad llama, mentally disturbed llama, super llama, drama llama, big fat mama llama! Llama, llama, llama. Who is this big llama startin' all this drama? IT'S ME!"

"Don't make me hit you with this piece of bread. I will come for you. I will come for your family."

"Rejected, rejected, yeah you just got rejected! R-E-J-E-C-T..."

"Tonight I'll be your naughty llama, calling all the llamas..."

"Roses are red, violets are blue, these are crusty just like you!"

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