*I WILL BE ADDING MORE LATER!*
"Two bros, chillin' in the hot tub, five feet apart 'cause they're not gay!" -Anthony Padilla
"I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY FOR CHICKEN NUGGETS!" -ayitspnayo
"Have a nice gay." -Thomas Sanders
"Eyebrows on fleek." -Peaches Monroee
"Oh my God, Stephanie cheated on me! NOOOOO! NO! AHHHH! AHHHHHHHH! But it's cool. Yeah, it's whatever." -Jacob Sartorius
"Get to Del Taco! They've got a new thing called fresha- freshavacado! FRESHAVACADO!" -Gasoleen
"Hurricane Katrina! More like hurricane torTILLA!" -some kid
"Welcome to Bible study, we're all children of JESUS! Kumbaya, my Lord!" -Christine Sydelko
"Road work ahead? Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does!" -Drew Gooden
"Hi welcome to Chili's!" -that one guy
"Can I get a waffle? CAN I PLEASE GET A WAFFLE?" -MightyDuck_
"Later, mom. What's up, me and my boys are going to see Uncle Kracker... GIVE ME MY HAT BACK, JORDAN! DO YOU WANNA SEE UNCLE KRACKER OR NO?!" -LAturtle
"Hey son, you have a Roman nose. Yeah, it's ROMAN ALL OVER YOUR FACE!" -Thomas Sanders
"I'm in me mum's car, broom broom." -Tish Simmonds
"YOU BETTER STOP!" -IDK
"You are my dad... YOU'RE MY DAD! Boogie-woogie-woogie..." -Gabe Gundacker
"I'M TIRED OF ALL YOU FRICKS! WHEN WILL YOU LEARN, WHEN WILL YOU LEARN THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES!!!" -SammyClassicSonicFan
"AHHHH STAHP! I COULD'VE DROPPED MY CROISSANT!" -a random guy
"I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME! YOU WAS MY BABY! MY *expletive* CINNAMON APPLE!" -some dude
"Come get y'all juice." -kennedytayl0r
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