Conjoined

Chapter 1

we are Olivia-Jolie, we go to Oak Ridge school. You probably all know by now we have two sides. These two sides make up who we are... Olivia-Jolie. No, Jolie is not our last name, we basically have two names. It's mainly because of what we look like. One side of us "Olivia" and the other side "Jolie." Why do we have a name like this? I'll Just start from the beginning.

In the Past:

It was 2:38 AM in the morning. My mum was in hospital about to give birth. My mum was going to have twins. (You see where this is going?) She was having a lot of pain, more than mothers ever would.  Something strange was happening. You see, inside me and my "sister" were very close to each other, too close. And for some reason, we hit our body's with each other's and then we were "conjoined." As we came out my mum was shocked. She knew that she was going to have twins... but she didn't know this was going to happen. The doctors said somehow the babies were "conjoined" and making one person.

Present day:

Yeah, I know, why would we seem to be judged if our mum was going to have twins? You see, we weren't identical twins at all. nothing looked similar between us. Yes, this may seem confusing. In fact, it was confusing for us too. We have two sides sometimes we're Olivia, or we are Jolie. This is kind of the reason why it's hard for us to make up our mind. For example, Olivia's favourite colour is blue. But Jolie's favourite colour is red. So when we have to choose a colour for our poster we kind of had an argument. It's kind of weird because we were arguing with ourselves and then the whole class looked at us as if we were crazy. How did we make up our mind? we chose purple. 

When we went to school for the first time and explained to everyone we were conjoined, they looked at us blankly. Probably because when they searched up conjoined they found this:

Well, technically we are conjoined just not like the way people expect.  Anyways, today we met the dumbest girl in the school. Thinn Nutella Poodleberry. Since she has a really long name people just call her Stacey. Anyways, Stacey came in front of our face and said,

"Oh my god, your face is like so ugly. Like this side is like darker than the other side. Don't you know that you have to tan your whole body not just a section of it?"

"Stacey, you've met us before we've always been like this," We said.

"Yeah, you've been thinking that we were crazy ever since you accused us of taking your lipstick." Jolie side said.

"Oh my god I like totes forgot about that, when are you going to give it back? You know how difficult it is to keep this?" Stacey says pointing at her face.

"For the last time Stacey, we never took your fluoro pink lipstick!"       

"Stop denying it the moment it was stolen from my purse you had purple on your hand. How do you like to explain that?"

"PURPLE, not PINK, PURPLE."

"Well...," Stacey stopped talking because all of a sudden her best friend Sheera texted her.

"Oh my god, Sheera just reminded me something. I would've like totes forgot if she didn't remind me about the art show, I have to beat that diarrhea girl. Oh sorry, I'd totes like to argue more but I like don't want to be late so Ciao!"

As Stacey turned around we noticed something. 

"Stacey, Look on your back." Suddenly we realised where the lipstick went...

"OMG! what is it? Is it like a spider? AHHHH I like have a spider on my back like HELP!"

"Stacey chill, It's the lipstick that you lost."

Stacey Pulled the lipstick from her back and started yelling.

"HOW DARE YOU PUT YOUR LIPSTICK ON STACEY!" She said.

"What the hell are you talking about? it's your lipstick."

"Um, no it's not it's purple."

"that lipstick is pink, not purple."

"Um no... it's purple."

"it's pink!"

"purple! Oh my god, it is so not pink."

Ok, why don't you look at the lipstick and see if it's purple?

Exactly! Anyways, after fighting over the lipstick Stacey said,

 "And even if it was like my so-called lipstick, Daddy promised me he'll buy even better lipstick and said it's going to be like bright red, It'll like so match my outfit!"

"Thinn Nutella Poodleberry please go to the art room now, Thinn Nutella Poodleberry to the art room now," Principal Alfero said.

"Oh my god I totes forgot about that competition, I better go," Stacey said as she walked away.

'Well at least that's over,' Jolie side said.

'I know right?' Olivia side said.

'Anyways we better move along to our next class.'