2:45 PM
I open the journal and make a list of things that are bad in my life. It’s not complete - that would take hours. But it’s a start.
1. I am 16 and a half and have never been kissed . . . unless you count my grandma, Mom, Mrs. Strokes, Aunt Sarah, Ollie’s Labrador Bongo, and my cousin Anna. And Bongo’s kiss was more of a slurp.
2. I look nerdy and I don’t even wear glasses.
3. We have “financial difficulties.”
4. My mother is the strictest parent on the planet.
5. Girls think I’m a dick . . .
Readers – can you top this list? What are the top 5 bad things in your life?

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