Tuesday, February 18th
6:30 P.M.: Inner Sanctum
Davey calls to invite me over. He needs my design skills in Photoshop so he can make a flattering profile picture for Facebook. In particular, he’d like his nose reduced.
I say, “Davey, unfortunately I don’t think my skills, impressive as they are, are quite up to that.”
Silence.
“Just kidding, Davey,” I say. “My Photoshop skills are second to none!”
At least Davey makes an effort in the looks department. Ollie once had a piece of salami in his hair for three whole days.
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