7:30 P.M.: sink of local diner, washing the dishes.
Jesus, “Stand by Your Man” is a very catchy song. If I sing it one more time, I might have to stick an unwashed fork in my eye. Music like that should come with a health warning:
“WARNING: This crap is weirdly addictive. It might seriously damage your brain and could make you want to take up lassoing as a hobby.”
READERS: What is the song that is constantly stuck in your head?
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