Life Of Grade 5

Chapter 1 & 2 - The intro

Chapter 1

Summer Vacation is over, school is starting again, I can finally see my friends and him. As I'm sitting on the front row of the bus, I'm looking out the window while listening to Pop Music blast in my ears. This was my second year in South Park International School. On my first year, I really loved it. I barely had homework; made lots of friends; got my first boyfriend; had the nicest teacher in the world; and even saw cuter guys than in my old school. I hope that this year would be much different. Much more different than last year.

You know, I really enjoyed my summer vacation. Meeting my old friends of my old school and from Norway. It was nice seeing familiar faces.

Now that I am in Grade 5 and is going to Grade 6 next year, which is middle school, I want to make this year the best year of my life!

The bus stops in the Marie Linden Village bus stop and I see students coming in one by one. Then I see him the cutest guy I ever laid eyes on. He has blue eyes, blonde hair, in 7th grade and had the cutest and most handsome smile in the world. My heart melts when his eyes meet mine. Then realizing, oh my God, he's looking at me in the eyes. So I look away as soon as possible.

Once everyone is in the bus, the bus leaves. I bite my lower lip and think about him.

Could him and I be a perfect couple? I don't think he even likes me... Yet, why does it feel like he does... I am so confused... But he's a midget... I think to myself, and just shove it off. My eyes feels heavy and try to sleep but can't.

The bus finally arrives in school and my heart starts to race as the bus stops near the school lobby, which was packed with students.

I grab my bag and go out of the bus. Once I step out I hear a voice coming from behind, it's his voice

"Hey, could you wait for me outside?" he asks.

I don't think he's talking to me, so I just ignore it. So, I continue to walk towards the lobby and hear his voice again.

"Hey! I said wait." He's now yelling.

I turn my back and see him coming.

"Oh sorry I didn't think you were talking to me." I say innocently, my heart trying to escape my ribs.

He comes closer, and my heart is escaping.

"Hi." he greets me with a smile and looking into my eyes.

I feel chills going down my spine. "H-Hi." I stutter.

"I'm Da--" He starts to introduce himself but someone cut him off. I know who that is.

"Boooo! Booo! Shooo! Go to your classroom! You should totally fuck off bitch! That's so not cool, man!" Eric Cartmen (a.k.a. Cartmen) says coming towards him and I.

"Cartmen! You ruined everything!" He says, knotting his eyebrows.

I think he still looks cute even when he's frustrated.

"So what! She's a fucking fifth grader!" Cartmen says.

"Excuse me!!" I retort, going past Cartmen and bumping my shoulder to his

"Ow! What the fuck, man! That's so not cool!"

Chapter 2

I can't believe it! I almost get to talk to him! Ugh! That bastard Cartmen ruined everything! Why today?!? I think harshly while going up the stairs. I finally reach the second floor and feel calm again. As I reach my classroom and open the door...

"ANGELINA!!!" My best friends yell at me once I came in.

"Did you guys miss me?" I ask them.

"Of course we did!" My best friend, Lisa, replies. Lisa Burgers is a midget, her head reaching my eyes, asian and is immature and mature at the same time.

"So... I saw you and Dave in the lobby!" My other friend, Wendy, tells everyone of my friends and me! Wendy is an asian girl, very quiet at times and is really good at singing!

"Yeah! 'Till that bastard Cartmen ruined it!" I reply, scowling.

"Dave and Angelina sitting on a tree K.-I-S-S-I-N-G!" All of my friends sings.

"Shut up!" I told them, and they all laugh.

"Hey Wendy, Angelina, why don't we go to the bathroom?" Lisa asks, once everyone has settled down and go back to their desks.

"Sure, after I put my bag down" I reply putting my bag beside my desk and then following Wendy and Lisa to the bathroom.

Just when we are about to enter the bathroom, Flappy Bird walks out.

"Yo! Don't go in there man... Um... I was constipated... So yeah..." It says and flaps away.

Wendy, Lisa and I are just in a major shock.

"Let's not go in there. My pee is gone now anyway... So let's go" Lisa says, slowly walking away.

"Sure" I reply to her.

Wendy is just standing there with her mouth open.

"Hey! Wendy! Let's go! We're not chatching poop stench with out mouths open" I tell Wendy.

"Yeah," she says, as if her soul was taken away. "Let's go".