shower thoughts

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Some of these are mine, some aren't

- THERE ARE MORE BUTTCHEEKS IN THE WORLD THAN PEOPLE (I love you if you get this reference)

- If we have no plants in our house, and none of the windows are open, how are we breathing?

- If society didn't exist, we would be going to the bathroom whenever we had an urge to.

- Swedish Fish weren't made in Sweden.

- If a cocoa bean could eat chocolate, would that be cannibalism?

Also, guess who chipped her tooth on her trombone?

That's right

Me!

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