Every Straight Romance Story Ever

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Beginning

*awkward girl and popular boy or Vice-Versa*

*they bump into each other*

Boy: Um... H-

Girl: HEY I JUST MET YOU AND THIS IS CRAZY BUT HERE'S MY NUMBER SO.... FUCK ME MAYBE?

Boy: Hell yes!

*insert careless whisper*

Middle

Boy: *walking with female friend*

Girl: OH SHIT! IS THAT ANOTHER GIRL WITH MAH FUCKEN MANNNNN

Boy: lol wut

Other girl: um im her sist-

Girl: BOI YOU DUN FUCKED *RUNS OFF CRYING*

Her friends: YOU DUM FUCK

Ending

*boy and girl get back together*

Everyone: Yay!

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