Every Smut Ever

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Beginning

*Insert 2 random people*

Person 1: Uh hi *flips hair or sum shit cuz they're perfect*

Person 2: *sweats nervously* hi *oh shit they're hot*

Person 1: Wanna be friends?

Person 2: *nods furiously*

Middle

*a few paragraphs of them being "friends" and Person 1 is in Person 2's house*

Person 1: Hey want sum fuk?

Person 2: Lol dude wat *MY DREAMS HAVE COME TRUEEEEEE*

Person 1: Oh you dont wanna fuck? Welp that sa-

Person 2: NONONONONO I WANT SUMMA DAT FUK but im still a virgin

Person 1: *already naked* Well, prepare to be devirginized! *grabs Person 2 and throws them on the bed*

*Insert dead girl walking*

*after sex drama*

Ending

Reader: Oh god......

NONONONONONONONONONONO

MY VIRGIN EYESSSSS

Or

Reader: GOOOD SHIT GOOD SHIT MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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