Gerard Way stands on the stage, hands folded on the wooden podium. He is wearing an outfit resembling what a Catholic priest would wear. He clears his throat and runs his hands through his thick black hair. He takes the Bible laying on the podium and flips to the very last chapter.
"Today we will be reading, um.. this book," he says holding up the Bible.
"Um, a Bible?" A man in the audience says hesitantly.
"Hey! I didn't ask for your opinion, Mr. Jeffrey! It will now be known as a Bibble!" He says pointing at the man in a rather odd way.
"My names Bill." the man mutters.
Gerard ignores him and regains his composure and reopens the now acclaimed Bibble.
"Now we will be reading in... Relishvations...Revenataions...Rezervations?" he says confused.
"Revelations?" A woman offers.
"Don't you dare contradict me!" he says, pointing in an odd way again.
"I'm standing here in a nun's outfit-" Gerard tries to say but is interrupted by a little girl.
"But Mr. Way isn't that a priest's outfit?" she chirps.
"What did I just say!?" he says pointing at the girl strangely.
"I am standing up here in a rabbi's outfit so I'm in charge. What are you people, Jewish?" he asks not really asking a question.
"Catholic" someone calls out.
"WELL YOUR JEWISH NOW!!." Gerard yells his voice shaking with anger.
"Okay." the voice squeaks.
"Now, without further interuption, we will be laerning about, death, suffering, and the end of the world......"
The End
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