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So I woke up in a cell with someone's ugly mug right in front of my face

" hello Damon please take ten steps back I don't want to catch your disease " I told him

" and what disease would that be sister dearest "

" stupidity " I said then walked over to elena and put my hand up to give her a high five but she had to make it awkward for me and just leave me hanging

After that I got really annoyed and tried to take out Damon and stefan
Key word tried
Obviously the leprechaun who supplied me with all that good luck died so I ended up chained inside a coffin left to desicate
Left with only me myself and I ah and kol to talk to
Well you know what they say two people who are dead at the same time stay together
At least that's how I think it goes oh well I will have lots of time to learn to rhyme
Congratulations even though I'm dead you still manage to give me a migraine
Wow I'm even awesomer than I thought
Don't worry I will find a way to wake you up at least then I could block out your noise
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Darling talk to me

First I talk to much now not enough
Jeez there's no pleasing some people.

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