Later that day...
Blobby, Miley and Liam (reluctantly,) all met up at their local sushi bar. Sea food was Blobby's favorite. (My question is- how do blobfish drive? Not well obviously. Blobby hit a few pedestrians on the way).
As they sat down, Blobby started up the conversation,
"I'm going to address the big blobfish in the room-"
"Um I think the expression is-" said Liam.
"-Miley is PREGNANT!"
"We already knew that," she said, "we'll know who the father is by looking at the blob- I mean baby when it's born."
Well then, thought Blobby, it can't be me. I have to take the money and run.
So Blobby stole some credit cards, drained some bank accounts, stole a Ferrari (because why not drive away from your problems in style) and left. He just drove and drove until he reached-
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Blobly - A Miley and Blobfish Ship
RandomI ship Miley Cyrus with a blobfish named Blobbly. Deal with it.