"I have to tell you the truth Miley... Liam is cheating on you... with me," said Blobby dramatically.
"Oh Blobby! How could you! I loved Liam!" she gasped.
"I was just trying to get your attention...because I love you!" he exclaimed.
"Don't talk to me Blobby...I have too much going on right now. We'll talk later," Miley said.
Later...
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"Come to my room," Blobby texted Miley.
"No you perv," Miley texted back.
"It won't be like that," he promised.
"Okay," she replied.When Miley knocked on the door to Blobby's apartment door, he greeted her with an enchanting grin.
"Hey Miley," he said smoothly.
"Hey Blobby," she flirted back.
"Let's go into the bedroom...to talk," said
Blobby silkily."What?" asked Miley suspiciously.
"It's just to talk. Don't worry little super star. Winky emoji."
"Did you just say-"
"Let's go, babe," said Blobby affectionately.
"Wait, what?"
Blobby escorted Miley to his room...and closed the door with his slimy fin (or whatever he has for hands- I don't really know).
"Maybe we should keep the door open for now," said Miley.
"No, no, that won't be necessary."
They sat on the bed together.
"So what have you been doing with Liam?" she asked sharply.
"I'll give you a hint- you might not want to sit on that bed," said Blobby charismatically.
"EW, EW, EW!" she screamed while jumping off the bed.
"Come on now," he said dashingly, "you do want to get on the bed. You know you want to."
"I do," she replied, "but...Blobby...we can't."
"Why the hell not?" demanded Blobby, "we can make our own decisions. Liam cheated on you, so now you are going to cheat back!"
Miley took a deep breath and agreed.
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Blobly - A Miley and Blobfish Ship
De TodoI ship Miley Cyrus with a blobfish named Blobbly. Deal with it.