A South African Safari?
Blobby saw all kinds of animals! He even made out with a wild dog, and almost got eaten by a rhino. Because logic.
Anyway, after running out of animals to ****, he decided to go somewhere else, because he didn't speak South African English.
Meanwhile...
Miley decided to get a furry animal like Blobby to replace him. She went down to the local Cospet and found a nice looking snake. The snake was disgusted by her though and tried to strangle her. Luckily, she was still in the Cospet and security had the sexual experience of pulling a snake off Miley's neck. She decided to get the experience of a less dangerous animal and went to the dog section. She found a lovely hairless chuaua and decided to bring it home with her.
She loved that dog. But when Harry the Hairless Chuaua died, she realized that no one could replace her immortal, sexy blobfish.
Miley needed Blobby.
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Blobly - A Miley and Blobfish Ship
De TodoI ship Miley Cyrus with a blobfish named Blobbly. Deal with it.
