peculiar • [sam]

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by geeward

Dedicated to deprivation

by geeward

DATE: WEDNESDAY 12TH DECEMBER 2012

TO: RILEY DAVIDSON

FROM: SAM KING

Riles,

I do not mind the nickname Sammy, to be honest it has a ring to it. You have permission to call me Sammy if that is what you wish to do. But then again you are not very imaginative when it comes to nicknames, something you need to work on.

I'm sure walking up to a midget would be exaggerating how small I am. I do not have a genetic defect to make me small, I am just a little smaller than most people.

And in reply to your written out version of events: why? You, my friend, are very peculiar. I may like that eventually. It is nice to have friends that make you seem normal. You're welcome.

Sammy.

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