It's been good having our parents around. They spoiling Jaylin Jamar Wright and he's not even here yet and they buying him everything they see.
I do not want my child spoiled till he crazy.
Today our parents planning a barbecue and invited their friends and family. We haven't met any of them yet so I'm nervous yet excited.
Jay and I had to come extra early. I had to help cook while the men set up outside.
I met both our grandparents. They trill asf yo. It's funny cause all the men scared of us. My grandma told papa to do something and he didn't. So she got mad and cussed his ass out then smacked the fuck outta him.
Being me I had to laugh. The men started laughing at him. But we glared at them and they stfu quick.
Mhm we run this.
"So who all supposed to be coming?" I asked.
"Some of your cousins coming, aunts, uncles, and a few friends."
"Ooh alright. Is there anything I should know about them?"
"Some of your cousins some fast ass lil hoes so watch ya man." my grandma said. I laughed.
"Trust me Jayceon Malik Wright knows better. If he don't want these hands or sleeping on the couch he'll get right. But he not like that especially if the female thirsty or a hoe. He'll shut them down quick." we all laughed.
"Bae you take your meds before we left? I forgot to ask." Jay asked walking in the kitchen.
"Yes I did when you were in the shower. No need to worry."
"That's all I can do." he kissed my cheek and walked out.
"Now that's a real man right there." my mom said.
"I thank God for him everyday. Without each other who knows where we'd be."
The food was done, music was blasting, people were arriving, and I was looking cute even with this big stomach in front of me.
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So I'm bout to catch a case because one of my lil fast ass cousins been trying all day to push up on my man and that ain't happening on my watch.
Family or not the bitch will get these hands and her ass handed to her.
"Chelly baby you alright?" my grandma asked.
"I'm bout to go to jail." she shook her head.
"Why?" I pointed and she looked.
"Let me go handle her real quick. I tell you bout these fast ass lil girls. She just like her mammy Zabora." nana said. I laughed.
Nana walked over to them and started whooping her ass. I don't know where she got the belt from but hell. I heard her crying and screaming for nana to stop. Nana just laughed it off. Everyone just continued doing what they were doing like nothing was going on. Jay just watched.
Nana tore that ass up for about 5 minutes. I knew she was tired cause after she was done she walked back over here tired as hell.
"I know what they mean by this gone hurt me more then it's gone hurt you."
"Why nana?"
"Cause I'm tired as hell." we all fell out laughing at her.
Why Clappers by Wale came on and nana them started twerkin. Nooo I couldn't take it. I Swear I couldn't.
All the men ran in the house.
~Jay~
We were having a barbecue at our parents house. We meet a lot of people. They all were in the game too. My uncles, aunts, their friends, shit might as well say the whole family.
One of Chelly thirsty ass cousins were trying to flirt with me but I kept ignoring her. Ever since she got here she been all up on me.
I even snapped on her ass and she still followed me. Then nana came over here and started whooping her ass. No one tried to stop her either. I just stood there watching.
I tried to tell her ass but she didn't want to listen.
All the men had to run in the house. Why? One word Twerk. Once we heard that we took off.
I know Chelly ass. So I went to hide. She be bout to twerk a nigga dick off.
"Man hell no I'm not going out there to stop them." my uncle Tee said. We laughed.
"Last time I tried to stop them they all ganged up and beat my ass. Never again." one of my other uncles said.
"Shit Chelly ass be bout to kill a nigga when she start twerkin." I said.
"We can hide out in my man cave because they not gone stop no time soon." my dad said. We all agreed and went into his man cave.
We stayed there until the party was over. We have no clue what the women were doing and didn't go and see either.
