Cereal is Evil

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  • Dedicated to A person who is having a bad day
                                    

I woke up to a sudden thump and a pain in my butt. Sunlight streaming in through my window, my light pink hair sprawled out on the floor beneath me, I sighed and stood up.

* I must have rolled out of bed........again........today.* I thought.

{A/N- I picture Avery as LDShadowlady} I walked down the stairs, and being the clumsy Vanilla Oreo that I am, I fell on the fourth to the last step. I stepped over the toys that my brother left on the floor from last night and walked into the kitchen. Pouring myself a bowl of Lucky Charms, I ran up to my room and plugged my iPod into my iHome

Dock.

"I've tried playing it cool,

But when I'm looking at you

I can't ever be brave, cuz you make

My heart race..."

"AAAAAHHHHH I LOVE THIS SONG!!! " I screamed and started jumping on the bed not even caring about the cereal.

"AND YOU GOT THAT ONE THANG!!!!!!!!!"

I finished the song at took a badly time stage dive off my bed because at that moment my brother popped out of Narnia a.k.a my closet and door slapped me in the face. "Ok one,

OWWW, two, why are you in Narnia tommy?" I asked my little 7yr old brother who was helping me up.w

"Umm..." Tommy said eyeing my bed. "Crap." I muttered. The cereal I completely forgot about was staining my bed as we speak.

*mental sigh*

" I guess I'll do it later but completely forget until I actually had to go to bed. Oh well." I said guiding tommy out of my room and down the stairs-without falling- and poured him a bowl of cereal and me another bowl before joining him on couch and preceding to eat cereal and watch spongebob squarepants. My favorite came on, the one where squidward tries to make a band. "JAHAHA!" I laughed as Patrick sat down wearing a trombone.

*Hey, what happens when a band geek gets turned on?*

*He gets a tromBONER!!*

Wait, did I just think my self a joke?

Wait, am I talking to myself?

*You know you do it all the time.*

Well I DO need expert advice. I thought.

Yeah...... I should sto- "AVERY!"

My little brother screamed.

"WAHT?" I screamed louder.

"I said can we go in your room and play popstar?" He said normally. Popstar was a game were we basically dressed up then rocked out to One Direction in my room. If you were to tell me I have a great relationship with my brother tommy, I'd say: "Yes, yes I do." And then scream "FOR NARNIA!" and run away. "Yeah sure , cone on." I finally answered. We headed into my pale blue room and proceeded to dress up in my clothes and sing/dance to One Direction songs, me and my brother are both big directioners. I might as well have fun, tomorrow I have to go back to the hell hole- oops, I mean school.

~~~~~~skip to 10:00 (bedtime)~~~~

"Avery, will you song to me?" Tommy whispered.

"What song?" I sighed

"You know...." He said.

And I did. Same song. Same time. Every night.

I sighed, and sang.

♫I was left to my own devices, ♫

Many days fell away with nothing to show,♫

and the walls kept tumbling doooowwwwwn in the city that we ♫

looovve, great clouds roll over the hills ♫

bringing darkness from above, ♫

but if you close your eyes,  ♫

does it almost feel like Nothing's changed at all? ♫

And if you close your eyes, ♫

does it almost feel like we've been here before? ♫

How am I gonna be an optimist about this? ♫

How am I gonna be an optimist about this?" I sang.

"You sing good." Tommy murmured as he fell asleep.

I tucked him in and kissed him goodnight. I really didn't want to go to bed. Because my theory is, the faster you go to bed,

the faster you fall asleep,

the faster you wake up,

and the faster you have to go to school.

I REALLY hate school.

Authors Note:

HHHHEEEEEEYYYYYY YYYYOOOOOUUUU GGGGGUUUYYYYSSS!!!! Yeah, still don't know how do use bold.

(Do you even wattpad?)

No. No I don't.

Anyways, enjoy the chappie my little Vanilla Oreos!

The original taste bad.

BBYYYE

LLAMACORN OUT, PEACE

(To the world and all who live in it.)

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