|Do you ever think about how precious and adorable Phil would be to a girl? Like they would probably call each other lion and have animal noise contests.
| @sWeAtrlease-o-death This post is such a weird mix of cringey and adorable. Like even your User name is an incredibly cringeworthy pun but is charming enough to be likeable at some level.
|@oboi ^ this is the entirety of this fandom.
| @Stacyhopefullynotsoccermom Can we stop talking about how O.P.s user is god tier dad pun and get on to the important matters. Imagine he dates someone with glasses. Accidental glasses boop during a morning kiss
|@ Tellmymomiloveher ^Now we're talking! Also your user name makes me think about Phil and his future wife driving his kids to soccer and the kid is just like " MuUum I'm to cool to ride in a mini vaAan" then she like tramples someone named Stacy.
|@WAKEMEUPINSIDEANDOUTSIDE What even is this thread.
@wakemeupinside What even is this website
Authors note: Sorry but you have to get through the straight stuff first. Dan will come in soon. Also Idon't know what happened with the weird blank space and I don't know how to fix it.
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Fanfiction#getphilagirlfriend has Been going on for years. The fans crave it. The fans expect a girl with long hair that Phil can lovingly stroke and a bubbly personality to match his. What they don't expect is Dan"I can't even tell if the the daddy jokes are...
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