The disastrous life of Saiki K. 《Saiki X Reader》

chapter 1

(I cant name chapters/ choose photos if my life depende on it srry.)

Saiki's POV.

(Ok. Time to get up. Its so noisy today, Ahhh my head. It hurts more that usual today, Great. Well hey. My names Saiki K. I am a physic. I can do things like telepathy.)

*insert all the random stuff he does here the list is to long and they dont have a list online.*

(So yeah. But i can hear EVERYONES voice in a 200m radius.Now wheres my telepathy blocking ring, And suddenly a vision. i get theese when i have headaches. But nothing bad i just see an innocent girl thats smilling. . Thats it? Normally it shows me an explosion for me to stop but ok. Anyways time to get ready.)

(Your POV)

(OK! NEW SCHOOL NEW LIFE NEW FRIENDS-
Ok who am I kidding. Ill probably talk to one person and then thatl be it for the year.
An im not prietty so ill just stay in the shadows. Worst part is im new, everyones gonna be asking about me. Gotta make a bad impression. If i distant my self they wont know about my powers. So thats good, UGHHHH DUMBASS EMO BRAT WONT STOP SCREAMING IN HIS HEAD, hes probably just dead inside or something but its annoying me. oh ya i have telekinsis, levetation, invisibility and strength. It may seem cool to have powers. But I hate them. Theyre only good so i can see how people are really like on the inside so i can avoid them. Plus it causes fun drama sometimes. Its always noisy though. Levitation is great but i cant just levitate in the middle of everything, i cant really use my super strength. So invisibility is the most usefull. Because of it I dont need to socialize. But it stops if someone touches me, so its kind of risky. Ok now thats enough explanation, time to go to school)

*I get up, get dressed... skip breakfast cayse Im to lazy for that and its like 8 already and you live 15 minutes away. I go out the door and start walking to school. I walk past this  one house.*

"Saiki"
(Pfft sound like physic, that should be my last name. Anyways on my way.
Oh wait this wierd pink headed guy coming out. And hes wearing a school uniform is he in P.K to? Dam he looks like a loner.)

Saikis POV

(Im walking outside and i can see. Oh its that girl from my vision. She looks.... alot duller and lifless than i saw. What she thinking? Huh wierd I cant. Shes probably just a dumby like Nendou. Oh well.)

* So i start walk to school.*

Your pov:
(you know what ! new me, lets try to make a good impression cause i know itl fail anyways so......)

Saikis POV
"HEY YOU PINKY. Ya you physic!" She shouted at me.

( wait did she just call me physic?
wait how does she know?)
"............."
(Thats quite startling. Is she some wierdo like Toritsuka? (Purple haired perv))
"Ummmm what?" I ask trying to act clueless.
"Im joking!" She said. "Your last name just sounds like physic, you name is saiki right?"

Oh thank god.

"Well ya my last name, how do you know?"
I ask. And she points to the mail box. Ok.
"Ok then" i say. Then ill just walk to avoid the conversation.

"HEY!"
Nevermind
"You are really rude."
Does god really hate me?
*i roll my eyes

"Huh. Whats your name?" I say emotionless.
"Y/n, I also attened Pk." She says.
"Then you should know that it starts in 1 minute minutes and that we are 5 minutes away."
"WHAT" she checks her watch. Sure enough it says 8:24. "OK GOTTA GO BYE." And she speeds off into the wrong direction. Ok then. Well ill just teleport, im gonna be late.

Your POV

AHH IM LATE. But hey atleast i made a good impression. Of being someone to hate. That was my plan anyways. But i gotta go so ill fly while invisible. Its tiring though which is why i dont do it often. But i have 1 minute left. So might aswell waste a bit of energy. Ill just nap at lunch. Anyways lets go!
*i fly to the school and see*
"SAIKI?!" i shouted at him "HOW DID YOU GET HERE SO FAST."
"how did you." He replied.
"UHHHH NEVERMIND!!" I stuttered.
Jeez whats up with me? Whenever im around him i act like a tsundere. Wierd.
"..... ok." He mutters.
Ok y/n first day of school. im in class 3 where is class 3... so i choose this kid with purple hair and a wierd headband.
"Do you know where class three is? Im the new transfer student"
I read his mind lets see what hes thinking....

"DAM SHE GOT BIG BOOBS.I SHOULD ANSWER HER QUESTION QUICK!"
Jeez what a perv, well now i know. Never talk to him again.
"Here ill take you!" He smiled. "you go first!"
Translation: "you go first": let me admire you from the back.
hes a huge perv. But ok why not. Ill just pull my skirt down to the waist. So he cant see the curves. As expected he walked me to class and who do i see here but little wierd saiki. Crowded by like 5 people. Is he popular? As soon as i step in everyone looks at me but saiki, Then.

"WHOAH NEW GIRLS HOT!"
Wait wha-
"WHATS YOUR NAME?"
"CAN I HAVE YOUR NUMBER"
"SHES LIKE 2ND PLACE TO KOKOMI!
Um........
Then kokomi walked in looked at me and all the attension and almost screamed. Apperantly shes suppost "the perfect girl" but ive read her mind before. She knows shes perfect and can be arrogant in her head but all she is saying IS true. A few loyal boys came to greet her, but huh dont worry kokomi. I dont want any of them. Especially your..... pffft its hard to say it aloud. Your little Saiki! Like really THAT guy? What about him do you like? Hes so boring and dosent talk with his mouth.... I dont have any idea how he can do that. But ok.
"Whats your n-Name" kokomi asked,
"Y/n"
"Nice n-Name......."
Shes really jealous. Wow. What she saying in her mind. "I really wanna slap this girl across the face but i cant, because im the perfect woman! And saiki will be watching to... AHH NO I DONT LIKE HIM"
Shes blushing. But hey like who you like. I dont really care.
Then the teacher came in
"Hello everyone, oh I see our new student is here to! Ok well everyone this is y/n!"

We met everyone like jeez the boys were just giving me love eyes. Anyways.
"Hi! My name is y/n! I came here last week so its gonna get take time to get used to. Anyways. Thank you for having me in this wonderful school of yours" I said in my most prietty, nice girl accent i could muster. Huuuh i am slowly dying inside. Especially with all the pervs here thinking about me. Like brocoli head over there. I look over and saiki is just kind of giving me this. "Really?" Face. While everyone was distracted i gave him a "JEEZ IM SAWWY." sarcastic look. Then he roled his eyes so hard you could see the back of his brain. Lets see what he is thinking. ...... ummmm powers activate or something? Huh i cant read his thoughts. God dammit. Thats like scary if i dont know what a shady person is thinking.... wierd. Anyways back to class.
"OK then y/n welcome to P.K! You may take the seat next to Saiki." The teacher said.
"Um ok" i nodded polietly,im disgusted but itll be fun to see how kokomi reacts to all this.
I get to my seat and.
"Whats with the girly girl accent" saiki said with his usuall "no fucks given" face. (Well just call it the nfg face.) "I umm......" i stuttered. Ahhh no point in lying to him. Dosent seem to be the type to gossip and if he does ill levitate his ass to space so were good. "Good impressions. That and i want to see how kokomi does if i 1 up her." I said in my normal voice. Its really boring actually and is kinda like saikis, but female version.
"Your voice went like 100 to 0 real fast" he says.
"Yours is always at 0 so dont complain" i reply.

"CLASS IS STARTING."
And just like that my hanus day starts.