The disastrous life of Saiki K. 《Saiki X Reader》

chapter 2

Your POV

FINALY LUNCH TIME. UUGHHHHH. English class was soooooo boring, Like how low level are theese people. This is like 4th grade english, but i did move from canada so i guess its unfair-ish. Anyways, I have no where to sit, well no where i want to sit. All the boys are giving me empty seats. The only half lonely table is the one saiki is on. And the other side. Ill just turn invisible and then sit down and make my food invisible. Ill sit by myself, its tiring to have boys just talk about you like that seriously. Im not that preitty what do they even see in me? Im just average, the only wierd thing about me is my ombre purle to light blue hair and thats it. Teruhashi/kokomi has purple blueish hair. Plus shes nice. I guess. Shes kinda fake though, she is just projecting the image of the perfect girl. Really she has other feelings to, so i guess all the boys here are so dumb they cant notice it. Whatever, time to eat!
I quickly eat my food and leave the lunch room. Ok i can either go to the recess area OR go to class. Well first i have to gi in the bathroomncause I have 1 minute left of my invisiblity.
*so I walk to the girls bathroom, lock myself in a stall and wait for my powers to vanish.

Ok should i go outside for recess. Or stay in class. Now if i go outside i can easily just find a hidden corner, but people will follow or talk to me if i mess up and i cant use invisibility because i used it twice already. Now if I go to class i wont be 100% bombarded, but saiki is there and i dont like the scary nfg face staring at me. And he gives of wierd vibes, PLUS i cant read his mind so extra reasons to hate him are there. But most of the boys who like me go outside and it wont be so uncomfertable. OR i could just stay in the bathroom. Just like micheal, but i actually want to be alone. So i take my sketchbook out and start doodling. I sketch out the wierd earings i made to keep my powers in check. They are disguised as usual earings but with a wierd circle things poking out' but hey, they work. What else to sketch... um self portrait i guess? Nah i just have art block. Lets see um MY PHONE! yes. Thats right, I-

The teacher takes the phones before class. Well, we still have 20 minutes of recess left so might as well go to class. Theres nothinghere to do, and i cant stare at walls for to long .
*i walk to class. AND EVERYONE IS THERE.

Do they not have recess here or something?!

"I heard the recess area was closed because the glass on the basketball nets all broke and are shattered" I hear one guy think. Okay then well time to sit in the back. I step in and they all just looked at me like i was teruhashi. AND JUST SWARMED ME. Ummmm ok. How does teruhashi deal with this everyday, does she really need THIS much attension?
"excuse me I will like to sit at my desk please! Please move sir, thank you!" I had to say while smilling, and finally i got to my desk. Saiki was sitting while this big guy with a really strange hair cut, a guy with blue hair and bandages on his arm, and this other ravenette guy. And it looks like saiki dosent care AT ALL. Like really, how boring can a person get and why are all these people not fed up to him yet? I tried to read their minds. Lets see the big guy with wierd haircut, nendou I think.... um nothing? Is he some idiot? Or blue haired, "
"I WILL AND MUST DEFEAT THE DARK REUNION."  Um ok? I guess he has some wierd hero complex. But theres this girl in the corner thats just staring him down... what is she thinking?
"When will kaidou-kun notice me. All i want is him to be mine.... Hes always so nice to me.." 
really. You like him? Why not, lets poke at some fun here.... Match maker y/n here we go! Just gotta use my telephathy and...

Ok what to tell him, if i say "i like-" whats her name? Ummmm it was... OH YA! It was chiyo! If i say "I think I like chiyo" eventually he will like chiyo, but if i say "Chiyo is so cute" then "wait i dont like her do i?!" It will go a bit faster to love her but longer to confess. And he may be suspisious about a wierd female voice in his head....  so lets just choose "I think i like chiyo"
Lemme just talk to him and-
Ok done just did it. What is he saying now?
" WHAT NO WAY.... i dont like chiyo... or do I? NO WAY!... but she is always nice to me... and is really prietty... AHH shes looking at me!!" WORTH IT. But i can see saiki lightly snickering at him. I wonder why, I sucks i cant read his mind... Anyways lets see what the ravenette was saying, his name was kobayasu right? Ok...
"..I hope no one finds out im actually a dilenquint in disguise... only my friends know.." oh well. I know now. Your secrets safe with me though. We all have to keep our secrets at times. Oh look chiyo and kaidou are talking! Look i know i dont seem like the type. But i really enjoy fangirling, its one of the reasons im always alone. I dont have many friends because.
A) my powers.
B) I act boring to distance myself
C) no one likes my personality anyways.
But they look SO cute together. Im actually, one of the reasons alot of nerds and loners found love! Telepathy comes in handy for match making. But dont worry, i only match people who really looked like they could be together and then if they dont i just make them break up. So im like cupid....ITS FUN PLEASE DONT HATE ME....
Anyways lets see what kaidou is thinking "AHHH shes talkong to me! do I like her... I should just ask her out right, maybe to a movie... or a  resteraunt...what does she like..."
And chiyo...
"It looks like hes gonna ask me out! I hope he takes me out for sweets! I LOVE DESSERT!"
Okay got it.
"What does Chiyo like again? Ummm.. "SWEETS" OH YA! she loves food and sweets!"
"H-hey chiyo.... would y-you like to go and... uhhh go to a cafe..? With me.. l-later?" Kaidou stuttered
Wow that was really fast, Kaidou dosent seem like the person to do that-
"YESSS OMG YES!" Chiyo screamed.
She must be head over heels in love damn.
Saiki is kind of just look at them with confusion. Anyways, i like this new persona author~chan! Much more interesting. 👌