The Knife Man, The Berry, And The Bee [Hamilton Fanfiction]

Cast List

(WARNING:

NONE OF US ACTUALLY HATE ANY OF THESE CHARACTERS

EXCEPT FOR JAMES REYNOODLES, CAUSE HE CAN GO FUCK HIMSELF
He'll enjoy it though.....

WE DO HAVE OUR FAVORITES, BUT THEY WON'T HAVE SPECIAL TREATMENT.

HOPEFULLY.

ALL OF THIS IS JUST FOR SATIRE AND COMEDY, AND IT'S JUST OUR INTERPRETATION OF THE CHARACTERS.

PLEASE DON'T BE ANGRY AT US, THIS IS MEANT FOR FUN

THANK YOU)

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Who wrote the comments in each other's stuff (if any remain)

The best person ever, aka Lee~ Normal []

That little shit (Alex)~ Italics ()

Italics are also nicknames! Most are at the end of the description, with the Schuylers being the exception.

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Salty Seabury: The most mature fucking guy in this goddamn hellhole; can and will punch you. Needs glasses so he wears contacts, and is the oldest one out of The Gay™ Squad. Has a high smex drive. "Strawberry"

Georgie Mad King: Mentally ill, popular, ice skating dude (Yuri On Ice!). Has almost white colored hair [and yes, I know that he was a brunette in real lift, sHuT uP]. Likes mocking the Americans and thinks that Seabury is his wife (Hetalia flashbacks 0_0). "Knife Man"

Wheeeeeeeeee: Precious bab. Likes doing random cartwheels while saying "wheeeeeeeeee" [with 1 h and 10 e's (It's the 10 Duel Commandments!)]. Is secretly a bee, and suffers since Berry went to jail. Is an undeniable idiot with brain issues, and doesn't think before he does something. He isn't really a bad guy, and tries to make up for his mistakes. Also, turns into a cocky and confident asshole when drunk and believes in doing justice for a crime. "Bee"
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Now for the less important people
I wrote all but Jawn ;)

Jawn Laurends: Gay alcoholic sinnamon roll; Oh sheit he's depressed. Keeps getting his right shoulder destroyed. He can't be trusted on his own; Baguette, where the f are you?!?! Seriously, someone needs to help him; he is c o n c e r n i n g me. "Drunk Lettuce"

Alexander HammyHam: Basically most people's representation of Eacker (YOU INSULT HIM AND I SWEAR TO LIN-). Don't call him Lexi, he'll hate you. Total ass to Bee. Jawn gave him caffeine, so they love each other now. "Daddy Dumbass"

Baguette: Uhhh, he's a Gilbert. Best in the squad. Wants and receives lots of love."Muffin Man" [He needs to monitor Jawn to make sure that he doesn't do any stupid shit. He usually fails.]

Spy On The Inside: Loves horses too much. Seriously, keep him away from them. Favorite color is dapple greys. Most normal one in the squad. "Whinny"

Still Waiting: Doesn't speak out for anything, even if he cares about it. "Want to know how to survive this hell? Talk less, and smile more." Lexi basically blames everything on him or Tommit. Internally crying but shall never show it. "Cactus" or "Senpai"

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Now for the even less important people
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Thomas the Macaroon: Secretly a grape. Doesn't actually hate Hammy, just hates his every thought. Macaroni is his bitch; Cactus had to ban food from the debate classroom because of this asshole, and he has a goddamn pimp cane. Admans is his sugar daddy. Higher smex drive than fookin Berry (Impossible, but okay...) "Tommit"

Jemmy: Hates Hammy with a passion; gives people aNxIeTy. Is pimped by Macaroon. Is the shortest person here [yes, even shorter than Hammy (not as small as Admin Hammy though)]. Can and will kill you in your sleep. Puts everything in jam. Seriously, everything! He once even put Cactus in jam. Someone get him some help, and stop covering everything in jam. "Jam" or "Jem" [Or "rubber ducky", if you're Tommit]

Admans: Fat, arrogant bastard. He eats all the dessert, so everyone hates him (Sounds like something Helpless would do). Keeps messing with Alexander, but Lexi can't do anything cause he's the principal. Depends on his wife for everything. He leaves a trail of slobber everywhere he goes; disgusting.

Abigail/Sally/Maria: Precious beans. Deserves the best freedom in the world. Need to go on vacation. Someone give them a million dollars and an actually smart man. "Aby" and "Ruby"

Whore Gay Washingmachine: Is cursed to be stressed till he dies (Me!). Basically babysits Georgie all the time. Is infertile, but it dosen't matter since he has his sons [Hammy, Jawn, and Baguette]! Deserves to go on vacation with three on top (Dear lord Lee, what have you done...). Likes fishing, but dosen't make good fishing choices. "Dad" (but not Daddy. No kinks yet)

J. Reynoodles: Nobody likes him or pretends to. Seriously, if you've met a person who likes him tell me because I want to meet them. "Pavement"
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The Schuyler Sisters: Sister goals. Also, rich as hell.

Angelica ("Angel") can and will roast anyone when needed. Protects her sisters with her life and is not afraid to fight.
Eliza ("Liz")  ["Betsey" /"Liza"] is a cinnamon roll on the outside and apparently on the inside. Not one to crush on people. [Has spaghetti hair]
Peggy ("Pegs" or "Pegboard") seems to usually forgotten by most people [even though technically, she's the most famous on the interwebs. But that is breaking the fourth wall, so shhhhh] Doesn't have as many true friends as her sisters, but will gladly accept more.

Errors hopefully fixed!