The Knife Man, The Berry, And The Bee [Hamilton Fanfiction]

~Strawberry's Going Home~

Going homeeeee~

Finally.

After what seems like years to a young Samuel "Strawberry" Seabury, he was finally able to go home. Finally able to get out of You-fucked-up Prison and back into Hell-Hole school.

.....

You know what? Maybe prison isn't that bad.

Prison didn't gave homework. Prison didn't have popular kids. Prison didn't have those god awful science projects that everyone but extreme nerds hate.

And most of all-

Prison didn't have Alexander Hamilton.

That one thought alone was enough to make him want to hide away in his cell. Sammy would do anything in order to avoid the rude, caffeine addicted asshole that has gotten almost everyone he knows to love him and his fake act.

But alas, before the Berry could hide away in his cell, a guard came and practically shoved out of his cell. There was nothing the boy could do but walk away from his "home" for 6 months.

It wasn't that big of a prison, more modest sized actually. It still sucked as much as Laurens though, being in there. The toilets were out in the open and his cellmate is some guy named John Andre. Actually, the last one wasn't so bad, considering the fact that Andre was smoking hot (and good at sex too). Yeah, what a shame that he was hanged...but hey, Berry couldn't care less.

The college student brushed the loose ends of his ponytail away from his face as he was led down the hall. By now, dear reader, you are probably thinking about what Strawberry did to get in prison. Wait, nevermind, you are probably thinking about poor Andre and how drastically different Samuel is from how the other fanfictions portray him. Well to that I say-

He only appeared in one song. One goddamn song. That means that much of his personality is an open window. So there, are you happy with your answer?

Anyways, enough about Salty being salty~

~insert readers booing and throwing rotten tomatoes at the Narrator~

;-;

~Anyways, back to story~

Before Sam could elaborate in the cause of his prisonment, he somehow found himself outside of the building. He blinked. "How did I- fuck it." Samuel shrugged before beginning to walk away from the cold, grey prison.

He didn't make it far before he heard someone calling out to him. "S-s-Sam-my!" Suddenly Samuel found himself being tackled by a yellow and black blur. "Oof."

End of chapter one.