TordxReader : Old Friends

A Fun Short Chapter

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Note: This chapter is just for my friends amusement, this chapter will not alter the story line in any way, this is just for fun. So you can read it if you'd like, but you do not have to, as it does not change anything in the story.

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I wanted to wake up, but i couldn't. I was trapped in a world of ruin and death, with no escape. The only thing keeping me from escaping this horrible nightmare, was him...

The one whom i thought F/N and I stepped on.

But no, he was somehow still alive. That damned hoe of a spider.

I thought he was gone for good, but he was alive, and had shot me.

Just like he had planned to do that night during the summer. He had held me and F/N at gun point, and was ready to shoot us, when F/N trapped him in a cup.

Then another one came along, this one was much smaller, we named him Itsy Bitsy. He was small, but man could Itsy Bitsy run like a fucking bullet. We trapped him under a cup too. All we had to do was lift the cups, and step on them.

We lifted the cup Itsy Bitsy was under, and he bulleted out, trying to make a daring escape from his grasp of death. He didn't get very far before i stepped on him.

I'm pretty sure he was holding us at knife point, cause dang he was like Kieth from Voltron with that speed and knife in his hand. He tried to shank me, but failed. Thank the stars!

Now all we had to do was kill the bigger, more slow one. The one who's name should not be mentioned but will be.

The one we called... Big Mean and Scary.

Yes, you read that right, his name was Big Mean and Scary. She came up with the name. We laughed for about 15 minutes before she lifted up the cup and i stepped on him.

But seeing him there, seeing how he was the one who shot me, now there is something that you do not see every day. I thought he was gone, dead, vanquished. Guess not. Now i'd really like to wake up, i can't bear seeing that stupid fucking spider, grinning at me with all of his eight eyes. That is just gross.

Clouds and wind swooped me up in an instant, and i was carried away, and out of the sight of Big Mean and Scary. Thank goodness i couldn't see him anymore, the last i needed was for Itsy Bitsy to show up too. Now THAT would have been terrifying.

I awoke with a start, it was only 4:44 in the morning and i was both crying and laughing to myself. To think that Big Mean and Scary was back was a true nightmare that i did not ever want to endure ever again.

I'm glad we got him before he got us, when we did. Other wise, who knows where I'd be right now. Who knows where F/N might have been right now.

I will never forget about how i was held at knife and gun point, by two spiders.

One small, and one big.

Itsy Bitsy, and Big Mean and Scary.

A/N: Hey guys, so i know i haven't updated in like 2 weeks i believe, but i have a valid reason. School has been a pain in my ass ever since i started getting homework (EW HW) So, I'm really glad that i got to write at least something tonight. I realize it doesn't have anything to do with the development of the story, and i know some of you were probably looking forward to a serious chapter update that did alter some of the story line, but i had to do a quick little thing tonight since i had homework, laundry, and a bunch of chores to get done.

Thank you all for being so patient with me, and i love all you guys. I'll be posting, like i said, when i am able to do so.

So i hope you enjoyed this fun little chapter, and that it made you laugh. I'll be posting some more chapters soon hopefully.

If not chapters then i'll be posting about things that are going on at the moment at school or with my crush. But until next time, TrashCanMother OUT!!