Reddie Oneshots

1 ~ the day you stole my heart

They were inside the pharmacy, buying candy with the few dollars they managed to pull together. The others were outside when Richie and Eddie both heard the bell of the door opening. They gasped as they turned around, for a man with a gun was standing there. They both immediately raised their hands as they awaited their fate.

"Don't you dare fucking move." Eddie's eyes widened. He glanced down at his pocket quickly, which held the inhaler he needed, but was too scared to grab. Eddie squeezed his eyes shut as he heard a cracking noise come from Richie.

"Richie this is not the fucking time for snacks!" He whisper yelled as the robber made his way around the store.

"Come on, don't be a wimp i'm sure he'll understand."

Eddie stared at him for a minute, turned to see the robber, and then back to Richie. "When my mom finds out about this she's going to send me to counseling. Then, when mom finds out this is what you did during it she's going to never let me see you again."

"Don't worry about that, she can't resist me for too long."

Eddie ignored the last remark. "Can we just try not to get shot? Quite frankly I'm not ready to die because you wanted a shitty twix bar."

"If I go out like this i died with my lover in my hands." Richie smiled to himself as he pretended to kiss the Twix bar. Suddenly, he looked over to Eddie who looked like he was about to burst. He watched a tear fall his squeezed eyes, his breath shallow and fast.

"Look, Eds, If you start crying, I'll start crying." He glanced around. "Then we'll both be crying and it will be this huge mess of crying, and I don't think either of us want that."

Eddie held back a smile. Then, slowly opened his eyes, bravery flooding him. "Can we just ditch this asshole? This is like the slowest fucking robbery ever."

Richie laughed, but was cut off by a police officer running in. They looked at each other and both mutually agreed now was a good time to slip out.

"Hello boys, your saver Richie Tozier just saved the entire town of Derry from a dangerous robber." Richie said in one of his many famous voices.

"Richie I'm going to fucking slap you."

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Hi so I haven't written fanfiction in a solid two years? This is just a collection of oneshots I'm writing as kind of a warm up before actually writing something longer. If you have like requests you can send them to me, i'll try to do as many as I can ((no smut for my children))

I got this idea off a tumblr post from homosexualgreenbean so creds to them.