The diary has never looked this wrecked.
You dusted off the white dust that coated the book's leather cover before opening the Brit's journal.
You cringed at the scribbly hand writing and tried your best to make out what was jotted down on the pages, already questioning Alice's morals.
" dIR DyArI,
2dAe, I rAn aRouNd iN a TrAksOot n skWatTeD mulTipOl tYms. NoooBodY mAd mI sUm t yET bLoodY hEll. bTW iCeY nEeDs 2 sTaRt eAtIn mAh sCOnEs. mY aSs iS LiKe pApEr.
Yo MaiN hOe,
Ali KinKlOrd"
YOU ARE READING
Brits And Pieces
CasualeHello there, diary thief. Kindly put my personal book back where you found it or suffer the hexes I have prepared for your sorry arse!