IT cast - preferences

Cringe pickup lines

A/N - I do mean it when I say they're cringe.

Bill -
"Your so beautiful you give the sun a reason to shine"

Richie -
"Are you an elevator? Cause I wanna go down on you"

Ben -
"Your like a dictionary, you add a meaning to life"

Eddie -
"We aren't socks but we'd make a great pair"

Bev -
"If you were a burger from McDonald's you'd be a mcgorgeous

Mike -
"How was heaven when you left it?"

Stan -
~~~~ (Someone else wrote this on a story so this is a jokey one)
"Once you go Jew, no Christian with do" ;) ~~~~