(music)
Narrator: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Pinkie. The part of the show where Pinkie comes out and sings a silly song. One day while talking to Dr. Spike, Pinkie confronts one of her deepest fears...
Pinkie: (sings) If my lips ever left my mouth, packed a bag, and headed south, that'd be too bad, I'd be so sad.
Spike: I see. That'd be too bad, you'd be so sad?
Pinkie: (sings) That'd be too bad.
Spike: Alrighty... (taking notes)
(Key Change)
Pinkie: (sings) If my lips said, "Adios, I don't like you, I think you're gross." That'd be too bad, I might get mad.
Spike: Hmm. That'd be too bad, you might get mad?
Pinkie: (sings) That'd be too bad.
Spike: Fascinating. (taking notes)
(Key Change)
Pinkie: (sings) If my Lips moved to Duluth, Left a mess, and took my tooth, that'd be too bad, I'd call my dad.
Spike: Oh dear! That'd be too bad, you'd call your dad?
Pinkie: (sings) It'd be too bad.
Spike: Hold It! (music stops) Did you say you'd call your father? (Pinkie nodded in the affirmative.) Fascinating! So what you're saying is that if your lips left you...
Pinkie: (sings) That'd be too bad, I'd be so sad, I might get mad, I'd call my dad, that'd be too bad.
Spike: That'd be too bad?
Pinkie: That'd be too bad.
Spike: Why?
Pinkie: 'Cuz I love my lips! (Key Change, then scats.)
Spike: (After the upbeat music stops) Oh my. This is more serious than I thought. (pulls out several papers with pictures on them) Pinkie, tell me what you see here.
Pinkie: Umm, I think that looks like a lip.
Spike: (goes to next paper) What about this?
Pinkie: It's a lip!
Spike: (goes to next paper) And this?
Pinkie: (sings to the tune of William Tell, Spike goes through papers) It's a lip, it's a lip, it's a lip, lip, lip, it's a lip, it's lip, lip, lip, lip, lip, it's a lip, it's a lip, it's a lip, it's a lip, lip, lip, Lips, lip, lip, lip.
Spike: Pinkie, tell me about your childhood.
Pinkie: (lays down on the couch and sings) When I was just two years old, I left my lips out in the cold and they turned blue, what could I do?
Spike: Oh dear. They turned blue, what could you do?
Pinkie: (sings) Oh, they turned blue.
Spike: I see. (takes notes)
(Key Change)
Pinkie: (sings) On the day I got my first tooth, I had to kiss my great aunt Ruth, she had a beard, and it felt weird.
Spike: My, my! She had a beard, and it felt weird?
Pinkie: (sings) She had a beard.
Spike: Oh! (takes notes)
(Key Change)
Pinkie: (sings) Ten days after I turned eight, got my lips stuck in a gate. My friends all laughed, (music stops and speaks) And I just stood there until the fire department came, and got my lips unstuck with a crowbar, and I had to spend the next six weeks in lip rehab with this kid named Oscar who got stung by a bee right on the lip, and we couldn't talk to each other until the 5th week because both our lips were so swollen, and when we did start speaking, he just spoke Polish. And I only knew like two or three words in Polish except now I know four because Oscar told me the Polish word for lip: Usta.
Spike: Your friends all laughed, usta. Now, how do spell that?
Pinkie: I don't know.
Spike: So what you're saying is that when you were young...
Pinkie: (sings) They turned blue, what could I do, she had a beard, and it felt weird, my friends all laughed. Usta!
Spike: I'm confused.
Pinkie: I love my lips! (key change and scats)
Spike: Pinkie? Pinkie? Oh my, Pinkie! I've had enough, thank you!
Narrator: This has been Silly Songs with Pinkie. Tune in next time to hear Pinkie say...
Pinkie: Did I ever tell you about my nose?
Spike: Oh, look at the time!
(Pinkie Scats as the song ends.)
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Twilight, Thomas and Friends: Adventures in Equestria Season 1
FanficThis is my Secondary series to The main series.
