v. april 1st

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johnny: april 1st. dear mom, i shot drugs for the first time today. thank you, jimmy. oh, yeah. now we're getting somewhere. nowhere.
st. jimmy: we don't need no stinkin' badges!
johnny: what?! who said that? oh. this is good.
will: ah, holy water.
johnny: oh my god. I forgot to take a shower again. but at least i got a friend, mom, you were right. i did make a friend at camp.

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