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H A M I L T O N (Part 2)

Hey there! No one asked for this, but I might as well continue my reactions in act 2, right?
Yes!
Thanks, Noob Noob! That guy, gets it! So let's get on with it, shall we?

The calm before the storm...
Me: Oh boy oh boy! I wonder what's gonna happen in Act 2! Probably more sweet songs, awesome characters, moregayness and EVEN MORE THINGS TO COME IN THIS! Surely, NO TEARS would come out of these eyes!
Oh was I wrong...

Laurens Interlude

Oo... another version of Story of Tonight! EXCLUSIVELY SUNG BY HAM'S BOYFRIEND FEAT CINNAMON ROLL AND HAMMY WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?!
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Ham: It's from John Laurens, I'll read it later
Me: Aww
Lizard: No it's not. It's from his father
Me: Wait
Johnny: And when our children tell our story...
Ham: Will you read it?
Johnny: They'll tell the story of tonight...
Me: What's happening
Lizard: *goes on to explain that Johnny died in a gunfight*
Me: WHAT NO JOHNNY HAM'S BOYFRIEND NOOOO
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Ham: I have so much work to do.
Me: ALEX COME BACK
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*cries*

What'd I Miss

Company: THOMAS JEFFERSON'S COMING HOOOOOME
Me: Who?
*searched him (the one in the musical of course)*
Me: CURLY BOI
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I love his accent
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*just got informed that Lafayette and Jeffy share the same actor*
THIS IS LAFAYETTE?!
S H O O K E T H
No wonder he's hot
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My classmate one time: psst... what'd I miss?
Me: T R I G G E R E D

Cabinet Battle 1

Well well, an actual rap battle... let's see how this goes...
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Jeffy: Don't act surprised, you guys, cuz I wrote em
Me, Jeffy and Mads: Oww~
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Ham: *spits fire*
Me: Ohh... he's mad...
Ham: Madison, you're mad as a hatter, son, take your medicine
Damn, you're in worse shape than the national dept is in
Sittin' there useless as two sh*ts
Hey, turn around, bend over, I'll show you
Where my shoe fits!
Me and the crowd: OHHH
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Psh, psh...
Is it hot in here or is it jUST THE SICK BURNS HERE

Take a Break

Thanks to this song, I can kinda count in French!
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Angelton is cute
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Cinnamon Bun (Philip): Daddy Daddy look!
Me: Ohhhhh HE'S ADORABLE
...
Wait... I recognize that voice...

Flashback

I'M JOHN LAURENS-

Flashback end

Me: OH MY GOSH
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Savage (Angelica): With a comma after "dearest." You've written...
Savage and Ham: "My dearest, Angelica"
Me: SHIP. IT.
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Elizard: ANGELICA
Savage: ELIZA
...
Me: *smiles*
Ham: The Schuyler Sisters
Me: And... Peggy...?

Say ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) To ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) This ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ )

Before: Cool song.
After a few more times: *has become obsessed with it* I'm not crazy, I swear
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Mary: I know-
Me: I LOVE HER
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Ham: She turned red
Me: Oh
Ham: She led me to her bed
Me: Oh...
Ham: Let her legs spread
Me: Is it getting hot in here?
Mary: Stay~? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Ham: Hey...
Mary: Hey~ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Me: ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ )
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NO NO
SAY NO TO THIS
NO NO
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Jamie: You see, that was my wife you decided to-
Me and Ham: Fuuuu...
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Uh oh, Ham is mad again
But how can he say no to Mary?
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Me and company: NO NO
Ham: Yes...
Mary: Yes~
Me: OH MY GOSH HAMMY  N O
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Jamie: So?
Ham: Nobody needs to know...
Me: W e l l