For tall people=
Mean person: omg you are such a freak. I mean you're way too tall and *insert insult*.
Me: Well it makes it alot easier for me to look down at you.
For short people=
Mean person: omg you are so short like some 3 your old
Irea (a short friend of mine): oh, good! I was trying to match the amount of parts you have that aren't plastic.
