Talk to much • phan

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Phil's pov

Hmph, today has been quite boring. There's only so much of Tumblr you could scroll through before you get bored.
I tap my fingers on the keypad a few more times before getting agitated and adjusting my position on the couch.
Some people think It's uncomfortable to sit cross legged on a couch, but it's surprisingly comfortable. Don't knock it until you try it
After looking so long at my computer I crane my neck and look up at the ceiling and feel a stabbing sensation in the back of my neck.
How long have I been looking down?
I'm about to go check twitter for the fifth time today until I hear unusual stomping upstairs, that can't be Dan, he never moves.
I listen for a little bit longer until I hear the stomping get slowly closer and closer until I hear sporadic footsteps barreling down the stairs.
I look towards the stairs to see Dan, what looks like dancing?
He has earbuds in so I can't make out what he's listening to.

"GET A LOAD OF THIS BOP LESTER" yells Dan way to loudly, he turns to the speakers (Bluetooth of course since the iPhone has no freaking headphone jack) we have by the TV and connects his phone.
Surprised, intrigued and mostly confused I keep looking at Dan to see what he's about to do, half expecting him to play some sort of aesthetic like song he found.
He puts on the song and cranks the volume almost all the way up and the song starts.

(Play the song at the top if you want to)

The song starts out really up beat and happy which is a weird thing for Dan to listen too.
Just when I think it's time to take Dan to the hospital he starts singing

"Caffeine, small talk
Wait out the plastic weather
Mmhmm, uh uh, discussing current events
I'll take my time
I'm not the forward thinker
You read my mind
Better to leave it unsaid
Why can't I leave it unsaid?" He sings way off key, doing a weird dance move that causes him to shuffle across the floor and grab my hand tugging me off the couch

"You know I talk too much
Honey, come put your lips on mine
And shut me up
We could blame it all on human nature
Stay cool, it's just a kiss
Oh, why you gotta be so talkative?
I talk too much, we talk too much" he sings again, this time connecting our arms and doing one of those dances you would do with your best friend at a school dance.

"You know my type
Tightrope across the table
Mmhmm, uh huh, I can't keep holding my breath
New wave, no time
Red velvet under pressure
Blah blah, green eyes
I never leave it unsaid
Why can't I leave it unsaid?" This time I join in catching Dan off guard, but no for long as he joins in my singing singing and octave higher than me, still spinning me around and dancing like an idiot.

"You know I talk too much
Honey, come put your lips on mine
And shut me up
We could blame it all on human nature
Stay cool, it's just a kiss
Oh, why you gotta be so talkative?
I talk too much, we talk too much" he sings this part way louder, doing the dances even more dramatically if that's even possible.

"Oh my god Dan you're such a dork" I say

"Silence is golden, and you've got my hopes up
We talk too much
No hesitation, what are we waiting for?
We talk too much" he still continues to sing winking at me in response to my statement

"You know I talk too much
Honey, come put your lips on mine
And shut me up
We could blame it all on human nature
Stay cool, it's just a kiss
Oh, why you gotta be so talkative?
I talk too much, we talk too much" he finishes of with the worst sounds ever and takes a bow.
I take my hands and grab his cheek, rubbing tiny circles with my thumps before locking my lips on his, we lasted almost a minute, just feeling each others lips... with our own.
He brings me in closer satisfied that his plan had worked.
"You know you didn't have to come up with all these strange ways to get a kiss out of me right?" I ask
"I know, but it's just fun this way" he blushes
I pull him in for a second kiss lasting even long than the first pulling away to look at him.
"Now come on let's get pizza" I state
"Okay, I'll put on something to watch" says Dan "anything you want to see?" He asks
"No not particularly" I reply
Then I remember someone recommending the office on twitter and speak up
"How about the office?" I ask
"Sounds good" says Dan
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UNEDITED BECAUSE ITS LIKE ONE IN THE MORNING AMD IM LAZY AF I JUST IMAGINED THIS LIKE FIVE MINUTES AGO HOPE YOU ENJOY

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