I'm having a shitty day, this is another fucking headcanon and I took this idea from another shitty story of mine AGAIN.
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Awba:
-"Tf is wrong?" all day unless he doesn't care anymore.
-Tries to cheer you up with cheesy lines.
-If you cry, he starts to want to die.
-Doesn't care unless you say you wanna die. In that case he will bitch-slap you to hell himself because he actually cares.
Koujaku:
-Okay I'll cheer you up with my long sushi sword.
-I'm sure it will cheer you up, trust me.
-Why you crying on my dick.
-Total panic.
Mink:
-Who do I have to fist!?
-Lemme pat you.
-Cry on my shoulder pls.
-What do you want to get fat with?
Clear:
-Imma cry too, just wait.
-Who do I have to fist pt. 2
-Let's do the innocent do(?)
-Why you sucking my robo-dick while crying?
Noiz:
-Pizza solves everything.
-With my shnitzel in it tho.
-Cry in my arms while I'm trying to work, ok.
-I'll pat you just this once.
Virus:
-I am the only one that can make you cry wtf.
-I killed (whoever made u cry).
-I think I stole their dog... For you....
-C'mon I'll rape u gently today.
Trip:
-What are thooooose (Those are tears u dumb fuck).
-Here sum cake.
-It's not working.
-BRO MY PET IS BLEEDING WATER FROM THEM'S EYES AND IT'S NOT STOPPING!
Toue:
-Do not cry pls.
-It's making me unconfortable.
-I'll slap you with my glove!
-Do not hug me, you dirty child!
Sei:
-I'm crying too
-Ye let's die both
-Actually no, here some candies.
-Hugs
