"What!? Why!?"
I just finished to write the title and Koujaku was already complaining. "But my papa..." And now there was reader-chan too. "No, no, no." Mink wiggled his finger at her. "I'm your papa." He said, like it was law. "You not my daaad!" Snapped the girl. "C'mon, Ciacci! After all I'm the only one that brings you views and that star-things" Koujaku started to complain again. I sighed heavily pinching the bridge of my nose. "You need my presence!!" He continued to pressure me. "Okay, fine! I'll need your presence but I don't need that... Stupid... Beautiful... Sexy... UGLY FACE!" I said dragging him behind a vase with a little tree. "Stand there and don't you fuck a tree too... Pls." I said returning on my btfl sofa. "You know, you need my body too... For the views..." He said suggestively, exposing his toned chest and his right arm and shoulder. He winked at me and whispered 'please?' in a sexy way. "What the fuck!? Stop it, you perverted fuck!" I scolded him throwing at him Mink. Dunno how I managed to do that...
Anyway, I had already plans for the views and for the, how Koujacket calls them, star-things.
I softened the light and sad songs were played in the background. "Can someone make me cry?" I asked. Awba, like the best friend he is, went immediately to my rescue. "You'll never play Sei's route!" He exclaimed and then he returned to fill his ass full of shnitzels.
I started to cry. "Every day a Koujaku is abused by perverted tsunderes. Help him too by giving me fucking star-things!" I said to the camera.
The spot was off. Now what?
I sat there for a little while, thinking where the fuck my life went wrong. It wasn't so difficult to find out so, after some minutes I stood up bored. Someone rung the doorbell. I opened the door and there was Mary Read. "Ah... Sorry but I'm in another game rn..." I said sad. After all, some lesbian moments to kill time were not that bad of an idea. I closed the door and I started to scan the room in search of my bae. "Noiz, where is Sei?" I asked to the elegant nerd(?). He was sitting on the balcony, tapping away on his computer. "I don't know... But what I do know is that you need to stop to look at shotas." He said nonchalantly. "FUCK!!! YOU CAN'T REVEAL MY... SSHHHHHIIIIIIII-" I started to panic at the disc- okay that was bad.
"Care to explain?" He asked bored. I mean, if he doesn't care, why is he asking? "Hey, I care about people that like my shnitzel." He said, fucking reading my mind. I nodded with tears in my eyes. He would be the perfect boyfriend. I'm sure. But I run away anyway. No one will know my dark secrets.
Now what?
I sat on the sofa again. I was so fucking bored...
Clear sat down too. "What's the problem, Ciacci?" He asked me concerned. "I dunno what to do..." I answered. "Well, what do you do when you're bored?" Clear asked curious. "I... I troll Koujacket." I said looking at the ceiling, thinking about the past. "I see....?" He said.
I looked at Koujaku behind the tree. He was crying while... munching on some leaves...?
Alright, maybe Koujaku wasn't totally useless... Maybe...
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This story was short and stupid like Koujaku's dick... Maybe.
And I'm dying tru sweating.
And I love Sei
And I'm bored
What the fuck
