It's too hot.

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Le me: *enters without knocking* I'M TOO FUCKING HOTTTT ITTT BBBUURNSSSS
Mink: Clear, activate cooling fan-mode.
Clear: But... I don't want to show my dick!! >\\\<
Awba: WHAT!?
Le me: Where's Koujacket? Didn't I say that he actually has a purpose in his life?
Noiz: *Opens his legs* If you cool down my shnitzel like you do, I'll tell you where that bitch is.
Le me: Noiz pls we all love you but stahp.
Koujacket: I'm... Behind you.
Le me: Oh, so it wasn't a ghost's crotch I was feeling there.
Koujaku: WHAT!? I wasn't... WHAT THE FUCK!? *runs away because he actually layed his crotch on my ass but he didn't do it on purpose.*
Le me: FUCK NO, COME BACK! I NEED FUCKING FRESH AIR!!
Virus: Oh my fucking God, Noiz put your dick back in your pants!
Noiz: No, it's fun like Clear said.
Maddu(my bff): Did someone say dic- Oh God EEWWW he has piercings there!!! I'M OUT.
Le me: I'M STILL TOO HOT.
Sei: Call the police and the firemen...
Le me: Usually I'll just rape you because you're so fucking cute-
Sei: OMG LANGUAGE!!
Le me: But with this fucking burning FUCKING AIR I JUST WANT TO MOTHERFUCKING DIE AND-
Sei: Okay... I'm out too... Oh hi Noiz-Oh! Ew!
Noiz: Now I see why you don't like to do it in public.
Clear: Y-yeah... ^^' Mink doesn't mind if I do that tho.
Noiz: Mink come here.
Mink: PUT AWAY THAT GAYASS DICK FROM MY FACE!!
Le me: *sigh*
Trip: I can do that too.
Le me: NO PLZ
Reader-chan: *Returns from the grocery store* KYAAAAAAAAA
Trip: *Drops his pants down*
Reader-chan: MY FUCKING EYES ARE BLEEDING
Le me: Okay maybe there are some people that are in a worse situation... Ok I'm going back tu da computer.
Reader-chan: AAAAAAAAHHHHH MY SOUL IS BURNING!!!

And that's how reader-chan's soul was not pure anymore.

Noiz: Clear, I can't feel my dick anymore...
Where is everyone?
Is the story already finished?
I think I will chop my dick off then...

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