*Le me and Sly playing at dark souls 2*
Sly: FUQ DIS SHIET! I LOST FOR 20 TIMES IN THE SAME SPOT WTF!?!?
Me:*cry* why I can not finish this hell.
Sly:YOU STOOPID FUQQQER COME HERE AND I WILL MURDER YOUR GOD!!!!
Me:*cry* why no one can go on on this shiet.
*le Koujaku enters in the room in a suit and with sunglasses.*
Koujaku:We have a problem sir.
Sly:WHAT IS IT YOU FUCKER!? DIDN'T I TIE YOU TO THE BED!?
Me: no bondage in my house :c
Sly:YOU BIATCH!
Me:QnQ dun't hit me with the contoller!
Koujaku:Anyway, the problem is... Your brother, Sei.
*le me and le Sly stop suddenly*
Sly:Whaaaaaat?
Me:Whuuuuut?
Koujaku:yeah... Come with me.
*in the living room*
Sei:(°←° Look at the photo bruh) What do you think about my t-shirt?
Clear: I like it! ( ^▼^)/
Mink: huh... (from Mink'sDictionary.com: I like it too)
Noiz: That statement about you actually scares me.
Ren: *is making love somewhere with the angry bird*
Awba:mmmh I don't know... it's a bit... uh...
Tori: I want to be loved.
Virussu: hey, I have that t-shirt too!
Trip: hah, I HAD that t-shirt but SONEONE took it while I was watching Dora.
Koujaku:STAY STILL! THE PRIME MINISTER IS HERE!
Sly:...
Me:...
Sly:WHAT ARE U WEARING!?
Me:...
Sei:J-just a t-shirt... And my pants, and my underwear....
Sly:TAKE OFF THAT ShIET FROM YOUR PURE BODY!!
Me:...
Sei: :c but...
Mink: oi, calm down. It's only a shirt.
Sly:IT WOULD BE ONLY A SHIRT IF YOU WERE WEARING IT! OR IF NOIZ WAS WEARING IT!
Noiz: °←° I'm flattered (?)
Sly:BUT NOT IF MY PRECIOUS AND PURE BROTHER IS WEARING IT!!!
Me:...
Sei: qnq b-but I like it! Ciacci-san gave it to me, too!
Me: oh fuck.
*everyone glare at me*
Me:welllll... OKAY BYE!!!*takes Sei and from that day no one never saw her*
