WRONG NUMBER ⤷ NEVILLE

five

Neville: Liz. Liz. Liz. Liz.

'Liz has read your message @ 11:00 pm

Neville :
Its October so you know what that means.
Spooky pick up lines (;

Liz has read your message @ 11:04pm

Neville :
I may not be Casper but could you be my boo?

Liz :

Are we really doing these pick up lines again? You know I think they're so corny.

Neville :

It doesn't matter what you think

Liz :
Wow, stealing other people's catchphrases because you can't think of your own. Really

Neville :

You're talking but your show ended with out a final season.

Really

Liz :
In all fairness, I never wanted a finale anyway. I wanted to do my own thing. Talking about doing your own thing, how's not getting another title run going?

Neville :
Ouch. That hurt so much 💔 Well, I beat people up for a living and I'm doing a great job at it. But enough of me now, we need to get to what really matters. 

Liz :
And what's that?

Neville :
We all know you like me I don't know why you won't admit it (;

Just admit it bro

Liz :
Well, if you were reading and wearing your glasses you would've seen that I have a boyfriend.

Neville :

Well, if you were reading you would've seen that I don't care about the boyfriend you don't have.

Liz :
Wow, that hurt a lot. That was so deep man .

Neville :
I'm not as bad as you think y'know. I'm just a pure innocent sunshine.

Liz:
Yeah right. I'm cackling right about now.

Neville
Well you know how all our conversations end. So I might as well just say it.

Liz :
Say what?
Neville ...
Neville
Stop ignoring me :(

Neville has read message @ 11:45pm

Neville :
Girl are you hailey cause you are so slim and so shady.

Liz :
Wow. I'm proud. That was actually a good one.

Neville read message at 00:30