neville : hello, im a thief and I'm here to steal your heart
liv : neville i know this is you
neville : welp, it was worth a tryneville : anyways, i've been thinking about things lately
liz : andd?
neville : you should come and watch me at a live event
liz : and why would i do that
neville : we all know you like me, stop playing dumb
liz : we all know you like me, so why don't you stop playing dumb
neville : you right you right
liz : ill come but not because i like you
neville : you make me so frustrated
liz : sexually or mentally ?
neville : how about a bit of both ?
liz : wow, pure innocent neville, isn't as pure as he looks
neville : well
liz : well well well
neville : lets just cut to the chase then shall we
liz : and what is the "chase"
neville : im not a big fan of your last name but don't worry, i can change that
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