aphmau on speed

SHIT ON MY POST

Blaze : you can't beat me all theses bitches are pretending this my main bitch *points to Zane*

Zane : but he dont know that im pregnant

Blaze : and I kill-WAIT WHAT THE FUCK

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Zane : I love watching the waves

Jeffrey : Im in love with you Zane

Zane : .... * screams and trying to run away*

Jeffrey : *stops him*

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Siren : Da-

Travis : WHAT WAS THAT SIREN were you ganna say dada say dada

Siren : DEAAATH

Travis : dada-

Siren : DOMINATION

Travis : dada....

Siren : destruction domination

Aphmau :....nice

Zane : * laughing his ass off at his kid*

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Zane : *sets food in front of Gene*
Here you go honey

Gene : thanks darling

Siren : STOP FUCKING AT THE DINNER TABLE

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Dimitri : hey siren you ok

Siren : yeah its just after the rejection I haven't been able to think straight

Dimitri : aww sorry man

Siren : *thinking* dick guys kissing Luscious Naked Dick in my ass Daddy

Siren : yeah its weird

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*Teen years*

Zane : hey mom whats this *holds up a book

Zianna : oh i believe thats a year book of my time in high school

Zane : *turns to a page of Zianna as a goth*

Zane : *gains 50000 respect to his mom*

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*junior high years*

Garroth : *smoking*

Zane : G-Garroth smoking is b-bad

Garroth : yeah and people say being gay is bad but a dick up the ass feels great

Zane : .....

*few years later*

Zane : and thats how I knew I was gay

Travis : Zane babe thats great but Im kinda inside you right know-