aphmau on speed

shit post

Gene : * starts singing *

Gene : I met this girl and she's just great this girl I just adore but there's one thing she has much more than I had bargained for-

Zane : GENE SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU KNOW I HAVE A DICK AND I NEVER SAID I WAS A GIRL!!

Gene : but...you're ass looks like a girls ass

Zane : just because I've got a bigger ass doesn't mea-

Zane : - wait why have you been looking at my ass

Gene : *already in Mexico*

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Ivan: yeah so I think I'm done with girls now they just never like me
I don't know what to do *takes another drink of beer*

Zane : well sorry to hear that about you and Lucinda but don't give up on love a good girl will find you one day

Ivan : I said I give up on girls
* gets really close to Zane's face and whispers in his ear*
Never said anything about boys though

*Gene comes out of nowhere kicks Ivan in the face and run off with Zane in his arms*

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Baby Zane : big brother

Baby Garroth : yes

Baby Zane : when we get older I wanna be your wife *hugs Garroth*

Baby Garroth : of course little brother
* hugs back *

Zianna : *recording it all*

(When they're adults)

Zianna : *shows them the video*
This is where you said it now stop complaining

Zane and Garroth : *now married because they're mom found oit they were banging in high school*

Garroth : Im not complaining

Zane : I AM ITS NOT EVEN OUR HONEY MOON AND MY ASS IS ALREADY IN SHREDS!-

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(PDH)

Gene : psshhh that emo scrub could due for all I care

Zane : * starts Dating blaze and ignoring Gene *

Gene : * crying and writing down ways to kill a werewolf *
I thought you loved meeeeee