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by thelunathesun

by thelunathesun

I was awoken from my slumber by my horribly loud alarm clock. Ugh, Mondays suck. Let me introduce myself, my name is Elly Suckletit, and I'm not your ordinary girl. I had long soft blonde hair that fell in beautiful waves. My blue orbs were so bright in resemble a pool. I hated them. My body had curves in all the right places, they were hideous. My teeth were so white a blind child could see them. Ugh, I'm so ugly, I know. I'm such a nerd as well, my glasses were so big and annoying. I stood up from my king-sized bed and changed for school. Yep, not showering or brushing my teeth or anything. I put on my neon-black-and-grey-and-orange-Armani-LouiBouton-sprinkle t-shirt and my pink-and-blue-and-green-sausage-tiddies-mama jeans and my red converse that cost me 800 bucks. I would've put on some jewelry, but I couldn't afford it, god I was so poor!

I went downstairs to find my mother drinking two beers and smoking a cigarette at the same time.

"Hi mom!" I waved and grabbed some cereal.

"Fack yuuuuuu." She flipped me off and took a long sip from her cigarette (intentional). She's been like this ever since dad died from a car accident a year ago. Love ya pops. I ran to the door, whipping tears away as I stepped into my gold Lamborghini. I hope I didn't ruin my make- up!! Time to go to school!
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I don't know man, I was tired. I started reading wattpad cliche books, and I though why the fuck not? I'll probably do a second part, maybe not, I don't really know yet.

Ps: this in no way is meant to offend or any person or writer. This is just from some books I've read and my "imagination." I'm sure if any Elly is reading this, your probably an awesome person, it was just the first name that came to mind.

Now that you're reading this shit story, why not check out my other one? It's a lot less cliche than this, and I'm super proud of it. It's called 'The Surfer Stole My Heart'
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Stay bootyful! 🖤

(If you know we're I got that horse photo, you deserve an award)